Thane Tadka

[Omkar @osumkar]

Teacher: How will you travel the journey to success?
Mumbra Student: Pata nahi, par Thane hokar hi jaunga...
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#Thane

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Interviewer:What do you do in your free time?

Thanekar: Get stuck in traffic

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Indian Idol

Anu Malik: Tu Mumbai nahi aa sakta

Thanekar: Toll bharke bhi nahi aa sakta kya?

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#mumbairains

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I Love you is the 2nd biggest lie in the history of humanity.
"Ladka nikal gaya hai order leke" continues to be in the first place.

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Jo jo log infinity war dekhna chahte hai wo log Subhe ko Dadar aur shaamko Thane Station chale jaye.

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Ignore your problems like you ignore the existence of Nahur and Kopar.

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Q:How do you say 'brother is inside' in one word?
Ans:Bhayandar

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She - Breakup hurts the most.
Me- Kadhi ladies sathi gents seat varun uthav laglay ka?😢😓

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Jo Thane me rehke SoBo walon ko Gaonwala bole wo Rajput
#selftroll

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Jo bina kisi wajah ke Kalyan aur Dombivali walo ko gaonwala bole wo Thanekar

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#HappyHoli

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#surat #terisurat

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Rotomac Pens, currently the best pens to 'write off' debts!! ;)

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Interviewer: What is the value of Pi?
Papya: Majhe Pi mala amulya aahet.

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Tum mujhe indicator do me tumko side doonga...said no one ever 😁