Omkar

Life is short, so I love twitter.
Ig: @halfuncertain

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I wanted to give Management Entrance Test, pan tyache questions mala GMAT nahi aahe..
#MarathiPuns

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I am open to Product Designer roles. Check my Portfolio at https://t.co/QmqWWj0UXk

#opentowork #productdesign #uxdesign #jobs

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Chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye apne dosto ke beech mai kabhi grudge nahi hona chahiye.. kyuki mauke pe unki hi grudge padti hai..

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Streak ke liye log kuchh bhi anap-Snap bhejte rehte hai.
#Snapchat

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*Running out of storage*
Storage: Itne photos mat khhicho memory jaa rahi hu..

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Charles Darwin wasn't afraid of puting his theory in front of the world because he knew since his naming ceremony that 'Dar ke aage Jeet hai'.

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All we are doing is extending our current reality.
#Philosophy

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Life feels miserable, when you start looking at it from other's eyes.

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The Probability and the Possibility of Luck and Unluck is always 50/50.

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Lamborghini mai CNG ka baatlaa lag sakta hai kya?

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Whenever I feel like I am drowning in life, I go swimming to remind myself that I can swim.

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Irony is news channels try to divide the nation on their Prime Time Shows, while 'Prime' is indivisible.
#news #mathsjokes

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Girls on tinder be like: I am not here for hookups.
Then swipes right to the guy who wants hookups.
#Tinder

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If I actually get to skip to the good part, I'll be dead.

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Life isn't a feature, it is a bug that you have to keep solving until you either give up solving or the bug gets destroyed completely.
#Philosophy #Fokatki

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@HaramiParindey Matlab Bhai didn't touched himself till now. Bhai waha se bhi virgin hai..

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Itna hi wedding secret rakhna tha toh bhaag ke hi shaadi kar lete!
#VickyKatrinaWedding

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@TweetsofRP Congratulations for a new thread bhaiyya!!! Happy Married Life!!

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The point of life is living, knowing you will die.

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Is the point of life is Waiting to die?

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Jaldi budhe na hone ke liye hum jald hi budhe ho gaye..

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Is there anyway I can invest in Kothimbir? The price has grown 4 times..