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trust no man, fear no bitch

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Do more of what makes you awesome!
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Remember me? I used to be your world.
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A party without cake is just a meeting.
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You're the window to my wall.
You're the sweat that drips down my balls.
Skeet skeet.
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A man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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You're in ALL my inappropriate thoughts.
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Be happy, it drives other people crazy.
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Honey, you don't owe anyone a damn fucking thing.
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I love you as a person, but the shit you share on Facebook makes me want to end your life.
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And *BANG* you're in love. #thanksbutnothanks

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If someone hates you for no reason,
give that motherfucker a reason.
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We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
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Do no harm (but take no shit)
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I like you so much, when I see you I get a boner. Not a penis boner, a heart boner.
A heart-on,
An affection erection.
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Be pretty if you can, witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you.
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Feelings that come back are feelings that never left. #thanksbutnothanks

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Some days you just turn heads. #thanksbutnothanks

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Words of wisdom. #thanksbutnothanks

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Bitch don't kill my vibe. #thanksbutnothanks