Ngwana Mighty

Expressionistic,
Melodramatic and Naturalistic

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Even those we took bullets for, complained that our blood stained their favourite shirt. Don't overplay your role.

[SirMoosa @SirMoosa_UTD]

@sewelankoana X2 gardening vacancies have become available at my complex , if you have any SAns living near muizenberg CTP , please dm me I will pass on the trustee number for possible employment ASAP ( the 2 Malawians were let go today 1st July 26 )

[South Voices @SAVOICES_]

DEAR SOUTH AFRICANS, BAYANDA WALAZA IS MAKING WAVES ON THE INTERNATIONAL STAGE ‼️ ‼️

WE’RE TRULY A NATION OF WINNERS 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#BAYANDAWALAZA

[AKA @akaworldwide]

GOD BLESS SOUTH AFRICA.

[Nondaba🇿🇦 @ShweleNgelosi]

Fuck everybody who was given an opportunity to make the lives of South Africans better but didn't!!!!!

[Lerato ᥫ᭡ @Leratomdk7]

“even if you have to crawl, please make it back to yourself”🥹

[Respo Harajuq @resposihle]

😭😭

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Taba ya Jonasi is bringing so much discourse onto my TL during the World Cup. A World Cup I waited 4 years for, getting outshined by skheberesh sa monna.

[Diet Coke @Compaqllow]

South Africa doesn’t have a xenophobic problem, it has an illegal immigration problem.

[koke.n @koke_nkwe]

Bafazi get pregnant only when you are ready ,ngwana ke wa mosadi

[Ma Dlamini @Daiisy119]

@CartrackZA oh sana, I’m unemployed because of you so I have time. I want to expose you.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[Masechaba C Kobola @mckobola]

Rent. Petrol hike. Talking stages. Electricity hike. 8 liters a day. Ashwaganda. Supplements. Vitamins. Degree. KPIs. 10 000 steps a day. Exercise. Tax free savings. Retirement annuity. Smell good. Therapy. Heal your inner child. Madlanga commission. March and March. Blended families. Baby mama/daddy drama. Levies. Laundry. Kids. Text back. Lunchboxes. Living on a budget. Car insurance. Being a wife. Mom. Dinner preps. Hobbies. Staying in touch with your loved ones. Weekend = saturday only. Church. One book a month. Applying sunscreen. Probiotics. School fees. Kegel exercises. Praying. Meditating. Balanced diet. Vacations. Tax. Interest rates. View once salary. 8 hours of rest. Saxophone is getting louder. Payflex. Pay just now. Living beyond our means. Networking. Multiple streams of income. Travel. Fasting. Build your investment portfolio. Unemployment. Kind regards.

😭👍🏽

[shirby٠࣪꩜.ᐟ @itsShelbee]

“just trust your gut” my gut is always telling me to block everyone and kill myself

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

After giving birth, a woman's internal wounds take six months to heal, 12 months for physical recovery, two years for hormonal balance, and up to five years to rediscover her identity. Relationships frequently fail during this time due to a lack of understanding. Be kind and patient with new mothers; they are facing more challenges than it appears.

[Somi Kenneth @somi_ken]

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I have not done my best. My current situation is a direct consequence of my incompetence. I suck at doing this life thing.

[knick @Knick_RSA]

Apartheid scientists actually developed a weapon to cripple our height because we were too big and strong.

Look at ma 2K now! They’re getting taller

[MOTASE @TheRealMotase]

When God handed out consequences in Eden, Eve got pain in childbirth. Adam got sweat, grind, and provision.
Now some men want to split their curse 50/50 but still expect women to carry theirs 100%. 🤣