As an Arsenal fan if you were not here during the Senderous and Djourou era you won’t understand why we’re hyped about Saliba, Gabriel and White. #ARSMCI
AIK Fotboll är överens med den engelska Premier League-klubben Brighton & Hove Albion FC om en transfer av den 18-årige yttermittfältaren Zadok Yohanna.
https://t.co/latP5Lm8r8
As a Nigerian 🇳🇬 this is my agenda for the #Worldcup2026
1. South Africa🇿🇦 don't even win a single game in the world cup 😀
2. Ghana 🇬🇭 don't qualify from the group stages.
Yes. I'm a bad person 😀😀
#Worldcup
Wait, rival fans want me not to celebrate what I have won because of what I lost. As a Christian, how does that sound right to you?
Arsenal bring all the noise and air pollution please. 😀😀 #parade
Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG
Chin up @Arsenal fans. Don't let rival fans bully you into silence. Before the game they wrote us off! We had a good game. And we are super proud of our team!
We are still Champions of England! We'll try again next year! #PSGARS
🚨Thierry Henry’s Speech Ahead of Budapest.🥹
Listen Gunners everywhere.
🗣️You know, the last time I stood in a Champions League final, it was 2006 in Paris. We were so close. So, so close. I can still feel that night the tension, the belief, the pain when it slipped away. That was my last dance in the biggest one. I went on to win it with Barcelona later, but let me tell you something from the heart: nothing, nothing compares to lifting silverware for this club. Arsenal. The club that made me.
🗣️Tonight… Budapest. A different competition, same hunger. Same red and white beating in our chests.
🗣️I look at this team and I see it. I see the hunger in Ødegaard’s eyes. I see the steel in Saliba and Gabriel. I see Bukayo my brother from the academy running like the wind with that smile that reminds me of myself when I was young and fearless. I see the manager who has built something real, something that finally feels like us again. Not just a team. An Arsenal team.
🗣️We have suffered. We have waited. We have heard all the noise. But tonight is not about the past. Tonight is about what we do when the moment comes. When the lights are brightest and the world is watching.
🗣️If you go out there and you play like you can with courage, with joy, with no fear then I promise you… I will be the one standing on that pitch at the end, holding that cup, waiting for you, Me, The kid who came here with nothing but dreams, now handing the trophy to the next generation of Gooners.
🗣️Imagine it. The final whistle. The roar from our end. You lifting it high… and me right there, smiling, passing it to you. Because that’s what this club is. Legacy. Passing it on. Making it bigger than when we found it.
🗣️So go out there and take it. No regrets. No holding back. Play for the badge. Play for every Gooner who’s ever stood in the rain at the Emirates. Play like this is your last UCL. Your last final. Your last chance to make history.
Budapest is waiting. The cup is there for the taking.
Come on you Gunners.
Let’s bring it home.”