Dandy

I'm a life ruiner. I ruin people's lives.

[Dandy @ThatBitchDandy]

@ImpeachJoe___ @onplaneteri get a life lmfao

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

I am a REAL MAN who drives a TRUCK and drinks LITE BEER and hates MY WIFE. I eat HAMBURGERS and HOTDOGS and have early-onset HEART DISEASE. I don't like SNOWFLAKES who whine about EVERYTHING. If you say mean stuff about THE FLAG or GUNS I will have a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

[Dandy @ThatBitchDandy]

@ENK23 @MrAhmednurAli @kaleylynchtv what’s your Olympic medal count, Eric?

[Dandy @ThatBitchDandy]

@TravM4UA @sofpunzeI @Danime9071 @AmericanMagnus @nytimes men with unwashed asses think we care about their opinions and yet they still can’t form a grammatically correct sentence

[Dandy @ThatBitchDandy]

@Eliza22602172 @sofpunzeI @Danime9071 @AmericanMagnus @nytimes You can hate men and still make babies with them and still not care about their opinions lmfao

[Dandy @ThatBitchDandy]

@madmatt20022002 @slimpodojil @KaeLeighMae @sofpunzeI You’re such a little dildo to not recognize gEnErALLy isn’t even true. Like... you’ve been proved wrong. That’s the point. Pack it up, it’s kind of sad seeing you still defend this.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the whales have no idea what the hell is going on

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

@seeitinmymind Welcome back from your trip! We are all somber woodland fairies now. Feel free to grab a wicker basket and join us! 🧚‍♀️ 🧚‍♂️😄

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

probably red velvet with the way july is going.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Happy #4thOfJuly 🍑

[Beau @bhuddlez]

REPLACE ALL CONFEDERATE STATUES IN TENNESSEE WITH DOLLY PARTON

[Ayat @klnkane]

y’all wanted the roaring 20s so bad here’s your stock market crash damn

[Dandy @ThatBitchDandy]

@Alisand3 @SilentPsycho_ @eillacat if it’s so disgusting why did you watch? are you aware there are endless amounts of other things you could have been doing instead of forcing yourself to watch a show you didn’t like?

[AmericanHorrorStory @AHSFX]

Ally went out for snacks and came back with justice. #AHSCult

[Dandy @ThatBitchDandy]

@Alisand3 @eillacat

[Dandy @ThatBitchDandy]

Apparently I'm coming back 💁🏻

[ass @DemiLardner]

PUT MAGGIE SMITH IN EVERY MOVIE WE NEED TO UTILISE HER BEFORE SHE DIES
WHO IS NEXT SPIDARMAN?
TOO BAD IT MAGGIE NOW
GO SPIDER MCGONAGLE