Jake Cochrane

He/Him. KFBF. Xbox: @IvanOozemann

[Port Adelaide FC @PAFC]

You asked, we listened 🩵🔋

We've unveiled a refreshed clash guernsey for the remainder of the 2026 season, with the popular ‘Fully Charged’ teal guernsey replacing the white clash strip ⚡️
https://t.co/LivGxg4opO

[DOOM @DOOM]

july 7

[The Mad Rapper @RappMaddd]

CRY BABY is built on a contradiction Vince Staples understands better than most. It paints a grounded picture of fear, systemic failure, and survival in a country still selling dreams it was never designed to deliver for everyone, yet it never feels crushed under that weight. Vince has always been exceptionally talented at making hell sound like heaven, and that quality is the reason this album works as well as it does!

His previous work found Staples turning inward across the self-titled 2021 record, Ramona Park Broke My Heart, and Dark Times. CRY BABY is a deliberate turn outward. Built around the scuzzy sounds of noise rock and post-punk, its ten tracks use the well-worn touchstones of Americana to turn the American dream inside out, and the album cover announces all of this before a single note plays. A blond-haired baby in a US flag diaper, a provocation that sets the tone for everything that follows!

What separates this record from anything else in his catalog is how completely the sound serves the subject. Staples built each track around live instrumentation, and hints of funk, post-grunge, punk, and disco surface across the ten tracks without any of it feeling like genre tourism. The music carries the same unease found in the writing, giving CRY BABY a friction that never lets up!

He stated his purpose plainly before the record dropped: “It is my unwavering belief that it is the artists’ duty to burden themselves with the weight of the world. We have been blessed with a lens that unveils the truth, and in respect of that blessing, we must look through it and never turn away. So as the world burns, I have decided to release this album.” CRY BABY delivers on that without ever becoming a lecture. The melodies linger, the hooks stick, and the energy keeps pulling you back even as the album confronts things most people would rather not look at directly. Seven albums deep, and this is the most he has ever asked of both himself and the listener!

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[Max Browne @MaxBrowne4]

Mike McDaniel’s changing Justin Herbert’s footwork. Here’s why…

[Jake Cochrane @ThatCochrane]

@TomCafeConLeche How do I get the ladder before he grabs me??

[Jake Cochrane @ThatCochrane]

@anthonyalesiani @PAFC Had no idea we were getting this! Stoked!

[AIHL @AIHL]

ESPN to televise live AIHL games for remainder of 2026 season

Full Announcement: https://t.co/NwDVR9w45P

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

WEMBY FROM HALF COURT WHY NOT LET IT FLYYYY 🔥🔥🔥

(via @NBA)

[Jake Cochrane @ThatCochrane]

🔥 @MadmanFilms @neonrated

[Madison Prest @finalgirledits]

No merch available in Aus, had to take matters into my own hands 🩵 #ntbtstm

[Madison Prest @finalgirledits]

No merch available in Aus, had to take matters into my own hands 🩵 #ntbtstm

[Jake Cochrane @ThatCochrane]

@SharpFootball @mattmoneysmith

[Jake Cochrane @ThatCochrane]

@anthonyalesiani Also making more issues in tall contests up and down the ground. Exposing other defensive positions badly.

[Jake Cochrane @ThatCochrane]

@FOXFOOTY tell Healy to stop calling plays before the boardcast. It’s making the fact your commentary team isn’t at the ground more noticeable.

[Jake Cochrane @ThatCochrane]

@xboxuk ❤️

[XBOX UK @xboxuk]

START THOSE ENGINES, JAPAN AWAITS 🌸🏎️

To celebrate the upcoming release of Forza Horizon 6, we're giving away 6 Premium Edition digital codes of the game. For your chance to win, follow @XboxUK AND:

💚 Comment for an Xbox Code
🔁 Repost for a Steam Code

Winners will be chosen on Friday the 15th of May

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

That time Ichiro broke George Sisler's 84-year record for most hits in a season.

[MLB @MLB]

Randy Arozarena goes full Superman to make this grab 😤

[Footy Degenerate @FootyIsMyJam]

The AFL shafting both ADEL v PA and SYD v GWS derbies on Friday night double headers is a disgrace.

The Clubs involved deserve better and the Neutral fans deserve better.

Either put one at 6pm and one at 8:30pm or don’t put 2 x games on.

[Jake Cochrane @ThatCochrane]

@anthonyalesiani