𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹

❝𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗛 #𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗞𝗢𝗥!❞         ʟᴏʀᴅ ғᴀʙᴜʟᴏᴜs ʜᴀɪʀ. ᴋʟᴇᴘᴛᴏ sᴇx ɢᴏᴅ. ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ sʜɪᴛ. ᴄᴏᴠᴇᴛɪɴɢ @ThatGuySauron            【ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ ʀᴘ | 𝟣𝟪+ | #ᴅɪᴄᴋ】

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

𝐴ℎ, 𝐴𝑟𝑑𝑎...
𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑛?

─ #ᴍᴇʟᴋᴏʀ
─ #sɪʟᴍᴀʀɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ ﹠ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ʀᴘ
─ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ 𝟣𝟪+
─ ᴀʀᴅᴀ·s ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ·ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ· sʜɪᴛ

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

With a dispassionate grunt, he feigns a scowl at the little She Elf, one brow slowly perking its way upwards.

"I see you have suffered no consequence from out little masquerades."

[Bitchy Tauriel @BitchyTauriel]

“Well, they do say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.. “ Grinning up at the towering figure she snickered..
“Though, I have to admit, they do pale in comparison to, shall we say.. Your..
Unique..
Personality..
Still, it must be difficult to live in your shadow.”

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

Senses that @ThatGuySauron will throw a royal fit should he discover such dalliances, nevertheless, the towering entity continues to feign his 'moodiness' in lieu of his delight.

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

Disgruntled noises.

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

Dramatically, his obsidian eyes roll till they settle on the little Fire haired Elleth. He slouches, his angular cheek resting atop the back of a knuckled fist.

"I am the -only- dark entity. All others are mere echoes of my glory." He said, sounding utterly unenthused.

[Bitchy Tauriel @BitchyTauriel]

Wondered what happened to the big fella..
*Like a pupper*
“Hey, big guy! How ya been! How’s it going?! How’s my favorite dark entity?!”

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

The Scribe is drinking but it is neither my wine nor the blood of my enemies.

The traitorous bastard.

[𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑅𝐼𝑁 𝑂𝐴𝐾𝐸𝑁𝑆𝐻𝐼𝐸𝐿𝐷 @ReclaimErebor]

—; Oғ ʜɪs ʜᴀɪʀ, ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴘɪɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ sᴍᴏᴋᴇ,
Aɴᴅ ʜɪs sᴋɪɴ﹐ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ ᴏғ ᴄʜᴀʀʀᴇᴅ sᴀʟᴛ,

Oғ ʜɪs ᴇʏᴇs, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɢʟᴇᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ’s ᴅᴀʀᴋ
Aɴᴅ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ʜɪs ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴏʀᴅ.

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

#ooc: Yep. Like, he's evil for sure but he's got ideals and philosophy. (he's also a lil shit) XD

[ᎠíᏞᏞᎾᏆhᎥᎾᏁ(hiatus) @SheepishSindar]

// ngl if i was Melkor n i saw a dude like Sauron you know

Id smash

So like i can't blame him

But ye i can see why Melkor enjoys doing that more than just our right killin things

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

#ooc: I mate end up dating myself here as #TheTeaPart is an older band but for real, this song totally fits #Melkor. Its also HIGH-KEY what I imagine #Melkor's voice sounds like.

https://t.co/dMJyeRdAq2

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

#ooc: I think its more along the lines of seduction. (which isn't just about sex -) Melkor finds pleasure in corrupting the pure and beautiful. While he makes some weird-ass ugly shit, he knows beauty when he sees it and he likes to possess it. *CoughSauronCough*

[ᎠíᏞᏞᎾᏆhᎥᎾᏁ(hiatus) @SheepishSindar]

// he has a shiton of restraint because even im surprised he didn't just stomp on Dilly already

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

#ooc: ....Only now realising how much bloody restraint #Melkor low-key actually has because he doesn't kill -nearly- as much as he easily could.

[ᎠíᏞᏞᎾᏆhᎥᎾᏁ(hiatus) @SheepishSindar]

// he could just breath heavily and an entire village is gone

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

@SheepishSindar — flashes the Elfling a cutting smile before he rises to his feet.

“Now run along, Little Elf, lest prying eyes see your fair countenance being defiled by one of Darkness and Disdain.”

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

@SheepishSindar “You -could- give up and give in, yes…” The Deity’s middle and pointer finger lift the Elf’s chin up so that those eyes which held the Void within could gaze upon him one more time. “But then… That would make it no fun for -me-.” The God —

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

"When you spot a typo THREE HOURS LATER and its already been RTd so you can do fuck all to change it."

How the Scribe reacts vs how Melkor reacts.

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

#ooc: That moment you realise "Oh shit, that Dick can kill my just be sneezing in my general direction."

[ᎠíᏞᏞᎾᏆhᎥᎾᏁ(hiatus) @SheepishSindar]

// Dillothion laughing at @ThatDickMelkor essentially reminds me of this

[ᎠíᏞᏞᎾᏆhᎥᎾᏁ(hiatus) @SheepishSindar]

//ayyye! Melkor has dimples

...Oh no Melkor has dimples

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

"Believe it or not I may have had a little influence on @OFELFISMS's #TollingSass Factor."

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

#ooc: Its got me in such a moooood

[ᎠíᏞᏞᎾᏆhᎥᎾᏁ(hiatus) @SheepishSindar]

// damn i love broken twitter

This is so sad Alexa play africa by toto

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

#ooc: YOU KNOW IT

[Bitchy Tauriel @BitchyTauriel]

//#OOC TWATTER HA!

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

@SheepishSindar — his hand and brushes the Elf’s snow-white hair back, tucking it behind his ear. “Pity is an illusion as well, Little Elf. Feeling such means you -sympathise- with me.”

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

@SheepishSindar — slaves beneath the illusion of control. It is a mercy that I kill and destroy, to awaken the -soul-.”

He leans back, settling this obsidian eyes upon the Elfling again. His smirk causes dimples to form in his smooth cheeks. The God lifts —