𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵

❝𝐿𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑛. 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝟫𝟫 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 @ThatDickMelkor 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚.❞   ᴍᴏᴏᴅʏ ʟɪʟ sʜɪᴛ. ʜᴀs ᴀɴɢᴇʀ ɪssᴜᴇs. ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴏɴsᴛɪᴘᴀᴛᴇᴅ. ʜᴀᴛᴇs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. #ᴛᴏʟᴋɪᴇɴ #ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

@ThatDickMelkor ❝Hmph.❞ He crossed his arms, chin raised to look away from his Lord before he decided on blushing or snarling . ❝I was already half way there at least...❞

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

❝The finest piece of crafted darkness you peasants have ever seen .❞ Sighed as he's suddenly more interested in his own blackened talons.

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

@BitchyTauriel @ThatElvenSass @ThatElvishSass @ThatDickMelkor — content..."

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

@BitchyTauriel @ThatElvenSass @ThatElvishSass @ThatDickMelkor — shenanigans'," He called as he slid around a corner , brow raised as evidence of his snarling discontent . "I suggest /somebody/ gets off my gracious Lord. Unless you're all so horrendously —

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

Opens his mouth to say something as if he's been insulted —

realises . He's . Not ? Been ?

Closes it again .

It's not as if he's going to thank anyone either .

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

❝UGH .❞ — indeed ... he's awake .

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

@ThatDickMelkor @BitchyTauriel @TheGreatestElf @ThatElvenSass + he was going to bury Melkor under a mountain once he had him alone.

"...I need a drink." He muttered, smoothing out his robe as he turned and left to do exactly that.

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

@ThatDickMelkor @BitchyTauriel @TheGreatestElf @ThatElvenSass His brow twitched as he witnessed his Lord... Evidently 'at it again' with a new set of pointy-eared peasants. With his upper lip curling into a brief snarl, the entity rolled his eyes and drew a deep breath.

He was not often one to 'freak' out in 'public' - but by the Void, +

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

Having returned from his much needed time away, the Dark Lord was... both shocked yet not surprised to see his Master passed out on the floor with a bunch of elflings scattered on top of him.

“Oh good Void, not this shit again.” He muttered pinching the bridge of his nose.

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

. @ThatDickMelkor learned a long time ago to never sneak up on me in the forge.

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

@ThatDickMelkor @TheGreatestElf @ThatElvenSass Raises a brow and quietly looks over to the other two.

A look of monotonous disdain came to him when his eyes settled on the black haired Noldorian. Then he glanced to his Lord Melkor.

His eyes returned to the small fire-haired Elleth.

His lips tightened.

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

"...They must not know you very well yet."

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“I can think of two who think I’m alright. That’s a start.”

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

"...There's a reason redheads don't like you."

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

Looks about, hearing a hound bark in the distance.

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

"I already have @ThatDickMelkor for that, thank you very much."

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

Hires some dwarves to fill @ThatGuySauron’s lava bath with tons of ice.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“I HATE you both.”

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

"The feeling is MUTUAL."

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“I HATE you both.”

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

"I hate you."

[𝑴 𝑬 𝑳 𝑲 𝑶 𝑹 @ThatDickMelkor]

@TheGreatestElf Meanwhile... #BehindClosedDoors:

Sauron: *sets everything on fire*
Melkor: dun be like that bb
Sauron: *rages*
Melkor: u still my fav boo.
Sauron: *destroys everything*
Melkor: he's so cute when he rages.

[𝑺 𝑨 𝑼 𝑹 𝑶 𝑵 @ThatGuySauron]

"That would make your the pup of a bitch then?" Raises both brows, chin tilting upwards.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Excellent!” Applauds vigorously. “I love it when the dog takes credit for the success of the master.”

#HoundOfMorgoth