Nerdanel

“One step closer @TheGreatestElf and I'll show you what my hammer can do.” How do you get rid of an elf who likes to be burned? [#SilmarillionParody/#SeriousRP]

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

|| help! Someone send help! This is too perfect!!!!!

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

@ThatElvenSass @KinkyKili @BitchyTauriel

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

Sits in the giant dwarfs arm like a Queen, one fist propped up at her hip while she fist bumped the other red headed elf, @BitchyTauriel with the opposite arm. All while giving @ThatElvishSass the smug stink eye.

[𝐊 𝐈́ 𝐋 𝐈 @KinkyKili]

“With pleasure, lil lady.” Scoops her up so he’s now holding Tauriel in one arm and Nerdanel in the other.

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

“OH REALLY?” Hands on her hips she huffs and then marches over to @KinkyKili and taps his shoulder while giving the stink eye to @ThatElvishSass.

“Pick me up sir. I think @BitchyTauriel is on to something when it comes to DWARVES.”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

“Dare I even ask about -what-?”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Think what you will, Danel. I have had no wine, and my heart and mind are thus made up.”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

“Everyone.” She said flatly loving to walk around him and continue on her way.

“You might want to give Melkors Wine a rest. I affects you too much.” She said over her shoulder.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Fair according to whom, dearest Nerdanel?” He narrowed his gaze at her, seeking an answer.

“And since when did the Fiery Danel care about the standards and opinions of others.” He paused. “You are a blazing star and need not be burdened by the opinions of others.”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

“You’ve been into Melkor’s wine I think.”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Fair according to whom, dearest Nerdanel?” He narrowed his gaze at her, seeking an answer.

“And since when did the Fiery Danel care about the standards and opinions of others.” He paused. “You are a blazing star and need not be burdened by the opinions of others.”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

Again her cheeks betrayed her and this time she even felt it begin to warm the tips of her ears. Now she was wishing she’d left her hair down today. “I know my countinence is not fair, as does everyone else. How can you not see that?”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Eru no! Speak not that Bastard’s name!” His fair appearance seemed to grow terrible at the mention of his Enemy before fading once more.

“I discover beauty often unlooked for. And that, my dear Danel is the most precious of all.”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

When he leaned in to sustain eye contact she wanted to lean back away from him but couldn’t bring herself to do so.

“You... you’ve been talking to Melkor haven’t you? He seems to like strange, our if place things as well...”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

The Elf Lord tilted his head, leaning in to look her dead in those emerald eyes.

“Indeed...you -are- special. Unlike all the rest. Exquisite. Unique. Beautiful.”

[Bitchy Tauriel @BitchyTauriel]

Oohh, sweet mama Danel and the exceedingly charming, but angry hammer thief guy are back!

*Squeals*

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

At the wink her lips tightened to a thin line, the blush running across her cheeks deepening until her freckles disappeared. “Do you torment everyone so? Or am I just -special-?”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“And you threw it at me...” Pauses, letting that sink in. “...Which lends me to believe that I could put it to better use.” He grinned after a few moments, giving her a wink.

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

Her expression caught between mistrust and guilt. A very absurd mix for her. Whether to believe him and trust him or believe what she always told herself.

That he was a peacock passing the time when he had nothing better to do.

“You’ve kept my hammer a long time...”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

Recalls something about possession being nine-tenths of the law. Nevermind.

“I was going to give it back Danel—and in a very special way at that. I would never keep it on purpose.”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

A bit taken back by that she paused a moment. Shaking her head as it to mentally reprimanded herself she folds her arms. “That doesn’t make -my- hammer yours.” She muttered.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Yes indeed. I was using it, and I was going to make -you- something...” Nods.

“It seems now we shall never know...”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

Incredulous, she raised her brows. “Oh, -your- hammer, huh?”

What.

A.

Punk.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Danel please return -my- hammer...”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

“Yes, well you’ll have to do so without this.” Snatching up her hammer she ticked it into the loop of the leather belt about her waist.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Perhaps I shall forge something...” The Elf Lord’s brow furrows as he eyes his tools.

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

Rolls her eyes.

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

Bristles... eyes growing wide as her tan cheeks turn a brilliant shade of ruby.

"Good. I shall tell your future WIFE that."

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Do not worry, Fair Nerdanel. For I shall never request that you fetch a sandwich for me!”

[Though I always earn one!]

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

"Oh good void." She huffed, the blinked, realising just how much Melkor and Sauron were rubbing off on her.

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

@ThatGuySauron @ThatElvishSass @ThatDickMelkor @BitchyTauriel « the raging, soon-to-be-drunk Fëanor (if he kept up with the wine that is) and then back to the other deity.

"I most ardently insist it is not contentment."

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

@ThatGuySauron @ThatElvishSass @ThatDickMelkor @BitchyTauriel « Her face still flushed, rivalling her hair, it was about all she could do to maintain eye contact.

Still beside herself and in quite a state, she blinked once, glancing to Tauriel and then to »