𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗

"ℍ𝕖𝕪 𝔻𝕀ℂ𝕂! 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕄𝕀ℕ𝔼!" || #Tolkien #Parody #RP

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

|| help! Someone send help! This is too perfect!!!!!

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

@ThatElvenSass @KinkyKili @BitchyTauriel

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Boom all you would like, Ent-Child.” He looks toward the other with a raised brow.

“I care not. And by my reckoning...it is preposterous.”

[𝐊 𝐈́ 𝐋 𝐈 @KinkyKili]

Is standing behind the elf with arms folded.

“IS IT, NOW?” He said in a monotonously booming voice.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Now! Now! Now! Don’t get any ideas.” The Elf Lord snapped back.

“Danel shall know my heart soon enough...” He paused. “Though I fear it shall push her further away.”

[Bitchy Tauriel @BitchyTauriel]

Raising one eyebrow at the way he’d said ‘dwarves,’ she let that slide, in favor of a more placid appearance, “Since you do not seek her favor, as I once thought, I don’t see anything preposterous about it. They’d adore her. Oh! Kíli has a brother, perhaps she likes blondes?”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“What?!?! Among -Dwarves-?!?! He replied, taken aback.

“That is preposterous!”

[Bitchy Tauriel @BitchyTauriel]

Closing her eyes, she pinched the bridge of her nose. Why? Why did ellyn have to be so.. Difficult?Finally she dropped her hands, a look of resolve in her eyes. “Fine. Don’t admit it. Perhaps Nerdanel will be happier among the kin of my intended. They do seem to fancy ellyth.”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Think what you will, Danel. I have had no wine, and my heart and mind are thus made up.”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

“You’ve been into Melkor’s wine I think.”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“It seems I am being ganged up on...” Mock rolls his eyes.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“I covet no one and know not what you speak of. As for that Bastard...I will end him soon enough!”

[Bitchy Tauriel @BitchyTauriel]

“Oh? Honestly, I’d think you’d be the most sympathetic to my worry..
..Considering Melkor has taken such a fancy to a certain toy you seem to covet mercilessly.
...How do you feel about sharing something you have yet to enjoy?”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Fair according to whom, dearest Nerdanel?” He narrowed his gaze at her, seeking an answer.

“And since when did the Fiery Danel care about the standards and opinions of others.” He paused. “You are a blazing star and need not be burdened by the opinions of others.”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

Again her cheeks betrayed her and this time she even felt it begin to warm the tips of her ears. Now she was wishing she’d left her hair down today. “I know my countinence is not fair, as does everyone else. How can you not see that?”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Hilarious indeed.”, the Lord replied, his ton dripping with sarcasm and disgust.

[𝐊 𝐈́ 𝐋 𝐈 @KinkyKili]

Straightens. “Aaaaah.......” Yes. Blame Morgoth... it’s always a foolproof option. “Yeeeeeeeee’ess.... he thought it’d be hilarious.” He said in an unusually thick, monotonous voice.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

The Elf Lord visibly cringed, not trying to hide his disgust at her playing with that plaything.

“I will pretend that I did not hear that.”

[Bitchy Tauriel @BitchyTauriel]

I certainly hope he didn’t ‘tweak my plaything..
...Again..
Why is everyone out to play with or break my toy before I’ve even had a chance to play with it..

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Eru no! Speak not that Bastard’s name!” His fair appearance seemed to grow terrible at the mention of his Enemy before fading once more.

“I discover beauty often unlooked for. And that, my dear Danel is the most precious of all.”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

When he leaned in to sustain eye contact she wanted to lean back away from him but couldn’t bring herself to do so.

“You... you’ve been talking to Melkor haven’t you? He seems to like strange, our if place things as well...”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

The Elf Lord tilted his head, leaning in to look her dead in those emerald eyes.

“Indeed...you -are- special. Unlike all the rest. Exquisite. Unique. Beautiful.”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

At the wink her lips tightened to a thin line, the blush running across her cheeks deepening until her freckles disappeared. “Do you torment everyone so? Or am I just -special-?”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“And you threw it at me...” Pauses, letting that sink in. “...Which lends me to believe that I could put it to better use.” He grinned after a few moments, giving her a wink.

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

Her expression caught between mistrust and guilt. A very absurd mix for her. Whether to believe him and trust him or believe what she always told herself.

That he was a peacock passing the time when he had nothing better to do.

“You’ve kept my hammer a long time...”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

Recalls something about possession being nine-tenths of the law. Nevermind.

“I was going to give it back Danel—and in a very special way at that. I would never keep it on purpose.”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

A bit taken back by that she paused a moment. Shaking her head as it to mentally reprimanded herself she folds her arms. “That doesn’t make -my- hammer yours.” She muttered.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Yes indeed. I was using it, and I was going to make -you- something...” Nods.

“It seems now we shall never know...”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

Incredulous, she raised her brows. “Oh, -your- hammer, huh?”

What.

A.

Punk.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Danel please return -my- hammer...”

[Nerdanel @ThatElvenSass]

“Yes, well you’ll have to do so without this.” Snatching up her hammer she ticked it into the loop of the leather belt about her waist.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Indeed. Best there was. Best there is. And the best there ever will be.”, he replied, turning to see the surprisingly taller dwarf?

“Now -that- is odd. Did Morgoth do that to you? He has a habit to tweak his playthings...”

[𝐊 𝐈́ 𝐋 𝐈 @KinkyKili]

Looms over his shoulder and looks st his tool. “You? A smithy?”

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

“Perhaps I shall forge something...” The Elf Lord’s brow furrows as he eyes his tools.

[𝕱ë𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗 @TheGreatestElf]

Cannot believe you posted this with @ThatDickMelkor lurking about...

[Bitchy Tauriel @BitchyTauriel]

Just for shits and giggles..