Jeff Swanson

Political Operations; has wrestled a bear & an alligator (not at the same time). I'm your huckleberry. || Views = my own, & RTs ≠ endorsements. #ALLCAPS

[Jeff Swanson @ThatDoorman]

Today, I told @LadybugLise the story of why I have a weird relationship with mayonnaise. Figured it's worth sharing with ya'll here too, because, well, it's hilarious but also disgusting.

[NHL @NHL]

The Great 8. #Gr8ness

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Just having the time of his life

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin have been broadcasting together for nearly 30 years.

The duo has called Alex Ovechkin’s entire career since he entered the league in 2005.

They were in the booth for Ovi’s first goal—and his record-breaking 895th goal.

[Monumental Sports Network @MonSportsNet]

The chasing days are DONE!

Wishes do come true, #ALLCAPS fans — @JoeBpXp & @Laughlin18 call @ovi8's 895th goal.

#Gr8Chase by @Venture_Global | @Capitals

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

What an embrace between Alex Ovechkin and Ilya Sorokin. Forever linked 😅

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

"THERE IS A NEW GOAL-SCORING CHAMPION AND HIS NAME IS ALEXANDER OVECHKIN."

@JohnWaltonPxP's call of 895 is a beauty.

#Gr8ness

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Play has resumed and we are happy to report O is back on the ice

[NHL @NHL]

Long-time @Capitals announcer Joe Beninati called Alex Ovechkin's first NHL goal. All these years later, he called Alex Ovechkin's record-breaking goal. 🫡

Iconic. #Gr8ness

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Ovi just loves the diving celly... what can I say 🐐

[Jeff Swanson @ThatDoorman]

I WEAR IT ON MY CHEST

@UHCougarMBK @BarstoolCoogs #WhoseHouse #coogshouse #finalfour2025

[Jeff Swanson @ThatDoorman]

Dudes rock.

[Sam Robinson @samueljrob]

Mike Copeland has been delivering mail in Detroit for 45 years

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

gn

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Tom Wilson has been finding the net too 🔥

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Not only is Alex Ovechkin 8 goals away from passing Wayne Gretzky, he’s also top-3 all-time in the NHL in hits.

An absolute FORCE to be reckoned with 💣 (h/t @heatdaddy69420)

[Jeff Swanson @ThatDoorman]

#Evergreen

[@HeyRatty @HeyRatty]

Do NOT take 93 North out of Boston right now

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

You actually can. That's why we have three branches of government.

[Erin Ekins (she/her) @QueerlyAutistic]

Referring to disabled people who aren't in employment as 'wasted potential' is deeply ableist, dehumanising, and eugenicist, actually.

[✨Justice Girl ✨ @DarAlderson]

Habitat for Humanity is now on the FBI’s Most Wanted list.

[explore.org @exploreorg]

Join us in saying CONGRATS to Barb the peregrine falcon. She's laid her first egg on our Chesapeake Conservancy nest cam in Maryland.