Bailey

tubby custard!

[Bailey @ThatFake_Ginger]

really disappointed when I found out SZA wasn't pronounced like the rat vine
https://t.co/jX97mRtYAV

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

You called for an electrician and this is who they send:

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Will I understand Super Bowl 57 if I haven’t seen the other 56

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Your honor my client is no longer in their villain era

[Fishtopher and Friends @mrfishtopher]

um excuse me may i sit

[Fishtopher and Friends @mrfishtopher]

some bleps

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

you would give him more than the recommended amount of kibbles every day too . look at him

[Nicole Abarca Powell @MyCouchHasADent]

New York’s hottest club is the Taylor Swift Presale Ticketmaster Queue. It’s got everything. 2000+ Swifties, a queue paused for an hour, codes that may or may not work, and internet servers more frazzled than Gemma Collins’ hair

[t 💕 @drink_diet_coke]

if you are tired of eating 30-40 olives you should try this

[Bailey @ThatFake_Ginger]

who was going to tell me they changed the Elmo’s world song?????

[mikaela 🌷 @greeneisgold]

lego flowers 🥺

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Trader Joe’s on sunday feels like in Inception when the people in the dreams start becoming aware and need to kill Leonardo DiCaprio

[Bailey @ThatFake_Ginger]

I left the step stool out for 2 minutes

[Bailey @ThatFake_Ginger]

Doug on nbc4 is the best weatherman and real ones know that needs no explanation

[Bailey @ThatFake_Ginger]

“I stopped taking the meds. I was a different person on them”

yeah that’s kind of the point

[Bailey @ThatFake_Ginger]

six months ago I was sure I would never have kids and now I’m buying toys and clothes and wrapping presents and decorating my house for a 4 year old’s birthday like she’s my own child