Hayden

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

How the fuck is it even remotely legal for a politician to sign an nda with a corporation to hide information from their constituents

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

suicide note that just says gone fishin'

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

how it feels to be loved

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Giving crumbs to the mindless cattle

[dolo @doloyeung]

I was tired of getting called nino pequeno at work so I ditched my Transformers lunchbox and replaced it with a Citizen Kane lunchbox. Now they all call me Rosebud. To find a group of mexican laborers with such film literacy was almost as surprising as it was hurtful

[Nitroid ❗️ @Nitroid]

Crazy how Metal Gear Solid 2 predicted this

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[L’Apey @ouiouiapey]

Smoking crack with an alien named cracksmokulon

[Kazmo @heykazmo]

I love that everyone hugs Wee Man after his realization. It’s beautiful, they would never use a card throwing machine on him.

[Alaa | Gaza Guy 🇵🇸 @Alaa_Gaza2026]

Guess who got a perfect score on the exams at medical school despite all the suffering in Gaza?

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[🌷 , petra! ୭ৎ 19 @peterfemmejay]

actually it's pretty common for poor people to have expensive things. it's likely “cheaper” for peter to buy an expensive phone on a payment plan with no down payment rather than buying a second hand phone outright. it's how a lot of people get trapped in a debt cycle.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

@RealCandaceO Amen. On that note Hasan Piker (@hasanthehun) has asked me to beg you to unblock him. He is seeking some type of collaboration or just quiet words of understanding

[dead domain @DomainDead]

Libs will look you dead in the eye and say Hasan is worse than this gremlin.

[Sarah 📸 @swrightCO]

destroying ecosystems because you’re too lazy to make your own grocery list or can’t draw

[Chris Alvino @ChrisAlvino]

This is my issue with conservatives explained in a single video: They are COMPLETELY unable to practice any kind of empathy (neither cognitive nor emotional) with any out-group. Until they have first-hand experience with an issue, they cannot fathom that it even exists

[river i hardly kno’erミ☆ @ltcaulfields]

ever since i watched that documentary on whale hunting in inuit communities when i was in highschool i stopped taking white vegans who say this shit seriously