Joseph Moore

Standard Nerd.
Opinions are my own, memes are blatantly stolen.

[Joseph Moore @ThatJoeMoore]

But really.

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

The three most important things experts understand about software security:

1. Software is unbelievably unreliable and insecure.

2. No, really, you have no idea.

3. It’s actually even worse than that.

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I can't believe it! I'm at @SAINTCON and got a picture of @JackRhysider without his mask/hat/sunglasses!

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Can't wait for next week.

[SAINTCON @SAINTCON]

Trucks are being loaded, it’s happening.

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@sweetclem18 My motto at work, when dealing with UPS and FedEx, has become "if they were good at their jobs, we wouldn't have one." Hooray duopolies!

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@DJSnM Never heard of any of these, but the fact that they've labeled them the "defenestration trilogy" is enough to make me buy all three 😂

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@JasonForTheLove Seriously. I'd have watched a lot more if I could actually, you know, watch it anywhere but one of our TVs or my work laptop (and I never log into personal accounts on my work laptop...)

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@maryshurtz Picture in picture? Or Erin's favorite, one on the TV, on one her phone/iPad

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@SAINTCON Ooh, this is exciting. Can't wait!

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@maryshurtz PREACH

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@ryanflorence My saying for years has been "Blaming your language for your bad result is like blaming English for Twilight. Same with good results and Shakespeare." Languages can be learned, problem-solving skills are much harder to master.

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@maiden_of_spear I'm sure he spends plenty of time just hanging around the main plaza. Can someone outfox their on-set security, though? 🤔

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@htmx_org I will immediately submit a PR upgrading it to es4. Gonna use LOTS of E4X, just because I can.

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(It's almost like he's so divorced from reality that he's incapable of making good decisions...nah, that never happens to the uber-wealthy!)

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Well, if the Dear Leader goes through with this, that's the end of Twitter for me. I only use blocks to get rid of the random gif/meme reposters that have taken over my "for you," but all the people I stick around for depend on blocks for their sanity/safety. Yeesh.

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@Rosemary_Larkin I almost feel like it could be better. Like, the big Hall H Extravaganzas are fun and all, but the little panels with like a group of some sort of artists talking about their work are my favorite.

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@Rosemary_Larkin @maryshurtz @tarzelladraws If only you had some tea bags to dump in his gas tank.

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@Rosemary_Larkin "Are you okay? You look like you're not getting any for a month!"

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So true. Anecdote: a few of us just took over getting a new product to the finish line. They'd been fighting bugs for months in a key bit of complex state management. We rebuilt it, bug free, in about a week by moving all the state to the URL and got deep-linking for free :)

[Ryan Carniato @RyanCarniato]

What could be derived should be derived.

These are all examples of derived state whether the source is a URL, or a query, or whether it is synchronous or asynchronous.

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@JasonForTheLove

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@JasonForTheLove Yup. It usually ends with me eating my weight in Skittles 😂

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@steinbeigle One of the downsides of our move is that we no longer have a guy going door-to-door with fresh tamales every couple weeks.