Brian Krakower

Ithaca '16 alumni. Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

[Brian Krakower @ThatKidKrakower]

How am I supposed to work from home when I just bought a new unlimited metrocard???

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The coronavirus panic is dumb

[New Jersey @NJGov]

welcome to the thunderdome @chicago. ur pizza is a casserole.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN https://t.co/D48Gnja0Ea

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Happy birthday to the Zodiac Killer.

Here’s to many more years of evading arrest. @tedcruz

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whoa … the stock is so high lol

[Complex @Complex]

💽 @kanyewest made it official.

T-minus 11 days.

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

18th anniversary of 9/11. We experienced immense loss that forever changed us that day. But we also witnessed Americans fight back, like on Flight 93. Americans - at the World Trade Center, the Pentagon - ran to the fire, not away from it.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey @aoc welcome to thunder dome. Debate me.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Technically, alcohol is a solution

[Brian Krakower @ThatKidKrakower]

RIP to a great jersey guy who could put a smile on anyone’s face.

[Bombers Live @BombersLiveICTV]

It is with a heavy heart we share the news of the passing of Mike Kaminskas, a 2016 grad. Mike was a part of BL and many other shows during his time at IC, eventually becoming ICTV Sports Director his senior year. He will always be remembered.

Once a Bomber, Always a Bomber.❤️

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

It’s striking that Israel’s Holocaust Remembrance Day (Yom haShoah) and the #NationalDayofPrayer occur on the same day this year.

With attacks on places of worship prevalent, let’s all recall the most important lesson of genocide: Never Again.

[Brian Krakower @ThatKidKrakower]

Fuck your hair product pyramid scheme

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

This just as easily could have appeared in neo-Nazi or ISIS propaganda.

[Brian Krakower @ThatKidKrakower]

I think the only thing worse than someone wearing a Canada goose coat is someone wearing a Canada goose coat when it’s 75 degrees out

[Rep Josh Gottheimer @RepJoshG]

For nearly two weeks, Rep. @IlhanMN has avoided meeting with me to discuss why anti-Semitic tropes like these are hurtful to so many Americans. There is absolutely no place for this rhetoric in Congress -- or anywhere.