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tH3 BRi mAN
@ThatMFbriaN
Former TidePod addict.. Worked the steps and cleaned up... Generally just an apathetic asshole who's too busy for everything.... My ❤️ belongs to @natseki9.
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Joined October 2013
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689 Followers
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She told me if she can walk after our first time together then I fucked up...
Guess who's getting pushed down the stairs at the airport?
New outfit... Who dis?
So this lady just informed me that she can Shawn Mendes... Better than Mr. Mendes himself... In hit her in the face with my foot long air head. And called security ... She's clearly a terrorist ...
Counting all the assholes in the room,. I'm definitely not alone....
Who to follow
Jason
@HeMightBeJason
Alleged Comedian. “CHiPs” Enthusiast. Once I was a DJ at a Middle School dance.
Pho 👑 Chef
@ExBoltsFan
Kitchens and Twitter share the same first rule: If you get your feelings hurt easy, this isn't for you.
napper
@cmmcm4
#hashtags, naps, sarcasm, scentsy consultant, kraken hockey, torrent hockey
Clearly someone has been hacking my account because I don't have the foggiest idea how some of you skids got on my TL undetected...
I don't care if she's 5 ... If your daughter says " daddy, I'm bout 4 , 5 seconds from wylin " you start charging rent ...
Judging by the condition of the Velcro on your shoes ... You've had exactly zero sex this year ... ..
.`•°•°Pro Tip•°•°.`
............ .. .
Sorry ... I was just thinking about how I'm gonna describe the way you look ..... ...
don’t be a dumb twat is the answer to everything.
Sooooo.. At this " wall " you wanna build... Will there be snacks? Cuz if so I'm in ...
If I was wrong ... It was only because I hadn't looked into that particular thing yet ...
Right when you think you got it all figured out .... Stop that shit IMMEDIATELY .. it's a trap ...
You're welcome
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@natseki9 hmmm....
Asked for one thing this Christmas.... Smh
Signing off.... It's been real.... Wonder if I get a participation trophy....
Fuck... This.... Shit......
As the answer blows away with the wind, I know I need to ask the question again
Fucking right I'm playing for keeps ..... ...
@natseki9 yes my love
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