Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido)

Libertarian/Straight/Italian Business Owner - Chicago was better when it was ran by the Outfit
Fully Functional Alcoholic
Pronouns - Grow/The/Fuck/Up

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

Nothing gawdy or off-putting about a selfie in a bar bathroom in my cleanest Italian Stalian T-shirt while pretending I'm not flexing

Who said Italians are classless? 🇮🇹 #italian #chicago

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@AnthonyCumia Holy shit...It's Andre Dawson!- 1987 MVP winner for my Cubbies!

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Repost this and you’re a racist!

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@paleochristcon Don Lemon is NOT just some idiot.

He is also Black AND gay.

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@NotThatJesus @ay_ay_ron24 @davenewworld_2 Cuck

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@Gitmo99 We did this shit slapping around Muslims in the 90s

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@AnthonyCumia Brought the kid as a human shield...like Quaid on the escalator. Lousy parents.

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@77WABCradio @andrewcuomo Glad this corpse caught up with the rest of us.

[SOMETHiNG WiCKED 🇺🇸 @som3thingwicked]

@JasonJournoDC @DailyCaller Send Fredo off to do this… Send Fredo off to do that…

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

🚨NEW: Chris Cuomo *APOLOGIZES* for his past coverage🚨

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry ... I wish I had done things differently."

@DailyCaller

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@BidinTime @FOXNashville Nonfunctionally autistic

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@AnthonyCumia Wonderful colleague. Ask about the nipple rings when you see him at the coffee pot.

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@chuckmsia @TimcastNews @Rach4Patriarchy @paleochristcon @TheBrianShapiro @MyronGainesX You need to rethink your definition of "cold blood".
They were maybe killed by cops that fuc*ed up - especially Nurse McDreamy, fuck the dummy in the car.
Do lefty pussies have to sperg on everything in this post-fact world you fruits inhabit?

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@MassDailyNews Wow...she got a servant!

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@SteveInmanClips Leg kick, followed by a right to the body and a nice single leg scoop on this total mop. Wonderful.

[Porkmeister867 @porkmeister867]

When Democrats shield illegal immigrants, they know some are pedos, but it doesn't bother them. That makes them the #PedoProtector

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@0hour1 It's like a piggy contest. Just sickening.

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@THR Gross...Slob.

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@LeftyCrypto She's definitely watched him blow dudes.

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@RealDonKeith Damn Nig*** - just stick with fucking up "ask" and "fifty" and not being able to swim and shit.

[Chicago Mike (NOT a Guido) @ThatRetroholic]

@GuntherEagleman Aww shut up, ya beaner