TurtleDick

still peacocking

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Scratching my pussy instead of my head when I’m thinking

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Smoking a cigarette then taking my vitamins and probiotics

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If you had dry crackly feet I would lick them to keep em moist

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I freak I froke I frought

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I love butt

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You’re dunce capped homie.

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Your putrid stink should not linger in a space the day after your attendance

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Nothing gets a group of the smelliest fat yt tards going like the prompt black people on jack box

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Oh how I love you dorohedoro

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Nothin gayer than a bitch named Sophia

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Windows vs. not automatically having useless shit no one fucking uses

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There’s something especially greedy about some chud online selling something horribly broken on Facebook marketplace for money.

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Got divorced over sum ranch

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Looks like imma a wrong doer

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Didn’t know I signed up for celibacy

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Just ate my first veggie of the new year #newyearsresolutions

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Tard tells anecdotes about hating autistic people to an autistic fella who is not comprehending the point of the story

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Giggling at the prostate exam

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Wiggling my rump instead of laughing now

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Nothing like group mono from kissing the same babe, at the same bar, on the same night.

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Had a nightmare about grocery prices

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Just woke up in a cold sweat