Crank Soldier

Twitter’s largest micro-influencer. In an abusive relationship with 53 men from Minnesota. 🟣🟡

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@CBS58 Good thing all packers fans have enough fat to float

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@SK_NFL Kirk posting in June of 26 is awesome

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@CatImperator Fake

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@RapGoblin What makes swimming a summer album for you?

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@AdamSchefter @TomPelissero LOL

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@jongreenard7 @JasonHarmonNFL Farewell fiddy 8

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And just like that you got crank back on board

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Fullback love 💜

@BredesonMax

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@captn_karl @shwangardini How?

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@BengalYouTube I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I’m gay I hate it I hate it I hate it

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@yoalexrapz What if I’m American? Do the rules of Chinese medicine affect my white ass?

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@waterenjoyer216 @AydenGauthier @L69fs I do and I’ve never even heard of hockey before

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@OnlyTruthHmm @BrilliantMaps Second punis war…

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@CowcatEsq @whoknowsvikes Hey Ellsworth! Couple questions: Is taconite copper? Is the process to mine both materials the same? Have you been lobotomized?

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@DallasStars Cannot wait for norm green to die #greeningout

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@GeoffreySerdar @KellyMorrisonMN I’m going to blow you up with my mind, “Geoff.”

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@Dunetsk I find the concept of barbed wire around an embassy amusing. And somewhat ironic!

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@WWillThomas @Osinttechnical It’s kinda hard to keep recording when the drone, and therefore the camera, blows up

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@AdamSchefter @NerdingonNFL NOOO CUZZO 😭

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@Meridianwx @Faytuks Not according to supreme leader

[S p r i n t e r @SprinterPress]

Trump: Spain is very low and yet they are a BRICS nation. You don't know what a BRICS nation is ? You will figure out. We are gonna put 100% tariff on them.

(Spain is not a member of BRICS)