Eli

One of my personality traits is "Paul Rudd."

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@sama What if you just talked to your children

[Eli @That_Eli_Guy]

harambe meant everything to me

[THEGODFRESCO 🏁 @GSDOUBLEU]

LMAOO people coming to SF for the SB are surprised that there isn’t shit and piss all over the buildings and homeless people burning cars 😂😂 this is what happens when you let the media influence you

[Eli @That_Eli_Guy]

yeah there's gonna be a lock out next year

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Sources: Eagles fired offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo.

Eagles now will be going on their fifth OC in five years, with two of them leaving for head coaching jobs.

[Eli @That_Eli_Guy]

BIG JORDAN DAVIS FOR THE WIN.

[Eli @That_Eli_Guy]

@KnuckleJoey I had to double take and make sure that wasn’t a doppleganger lmao

[joey @KnuckleJoey]

i believe this is @That_Eli_Guy core

[Eli @That_Eli_Guy]

I hope Jerry Jones never dies

[Eli @That_Eli_Guy]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

BREAKING: The #Cowboys are trading Micah Parsons to the #Packers.

A blockbuster.

[Jimmy Kempski @JimmyKempski]

The Eagles’ practice bubble has some new decorations.

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

Your outie financed a cheesy gordita crunch.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Kept the main thing, the main thing.

[Eli @That_Eli_Guy]

lmao

[Nick Foles @NickFoles]

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm.

Have a great night!

[Sheil Kapadia @SheilKapadia]

This team was Howie Roseman's masterpiece. The most loaded Eagles team of my lifetime in terms of pure talent.

Roseman has now built two championship teams with two different quarterbacks and two different head coaches.

Looking like a HOF resume.

[Eli @That_Eli_Guy]

After 2017, I was happiest for the core: Kelce, Lane, Fletch, Ertz, and BG among others.

After this one, I can't help but be happiest for Jalen Hurts. What a wild ride his career dating back to Alabama has been. And now he's a SB champ. Epitome of a big game QB.

[Eli @That_Eli_Guy]

@KnuckleJoey I agree. Josh Sweat probably has the best case of the bunch with 2.5 sacks. But Jalen's raw numbers might get him there.

[Eli @That_Eli_Guy]

Jesus Christ

[Eli @That_Eli_Guy]

Kill shot

[Eli @That_Eli_Guy]

Vic Fangio has this man in prison