Eleanor

moleanor

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

And I don’t want the world to see me because I don’t think that they’d understand

[uhm hazy @uhmhazy]

goodbye fucker

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

Cast her as the master

[Orikron 🇵🇹 骆培思 @orikron]

🔥 There's a guy on Douyin who makes industrial-grade beyblades that light up into flames

[jacques @flamencolambada]

can’t stop thinking about this Injury Lawyers 4 U advert shot in Manchester where the actress genuinely fell down the stairs and they just decided to use the footage with the collective “ohhhh”

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

“Can you grab two pints of milk and a cutout of when Merlin was in Doccy who on the way home”

[Junferno @Junferno]

When I am served half an egg at a restaurant,

I wonder to myself:

Who has the other half of my egg?

Two strangers;

Living their lives;

Sharing an egg.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

seeing your man become prey for the menswear guy is an experience i don’t wish on anyone

[frances 🌷 @frankiedot_x]

put some respect on the names of our three heroes:

- pommel horse guy
- tom daley and his knitting
- that one norwegian bloke that’s gone absolutely mental for chocolate muffins

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Guy inventing dressage: *so drunk* hey do you think we could get a horse to dance, via the ratatouille method

Friend: what the hell does that mean

Guy: we ratatouille the horse

[Molly 👑 @_paradiigm]

Obsessed with Stephen Nedoroscik's partner and her bio being "Ms Pommel Horse"

[Alex Selby-Boothroyd @AlexSelbyB]

I mean, how bad could it be?

[matt @computer_gay]

oh my god

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Can you imagine him trying to explain or comprehend this event?

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

new pit dance idea is pretending to drop your glasses and then crawling around saying “my glasses, my glasses!” and once everyone separates to try help you look for them you stand up and do this

[Christina @ Interrobang Art @interrobangart]

Gonna unhinge my jaw like a snake and swallow one whole, you’re not the fucking boss of me

[re: emma @evemmore]

this is what happened to kate

[myspace girl numbers station @sheherzog]

Been thinking about this video nonstop since I watched it. It’s like the world’s most perfect sitcom plot point but unfortunately that is her real life