Sandy Wandy

I might not actually be a real person.

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

POWER PLANTS CAN NEVER TRULY BE DECOMMISSIONED... NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, EVEN IF YOU BULLDOZE THE WHOLE SITE, THEY WILL REMAIN, CEASELESSLY PUMPING "BLACK ELECTRICITY" INTO THE GRID

[MimiBanini🧡🐈‍⬛ @mimi_incc]

@yegless @J00NM3TAL You’re hearing the bagpipes babes

[Elai @elaifresh]

Glosso has a slutcloud function

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

drill sergeant: you're cute. You're handsome. I think you oughta be in movies

me: sir yes sir

drill sergeant, raising his voice to a scream: did anyone ever tell you you are beautiful

[win ben stein's;gate @weedhitter]

Gun Sommelier Gives New Glock 19 Variant Rare "Perfect Mouthfeel" Award

[wint @dril]

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

[Ḧ̷͇͉͇́̌̾̑̉͗̈͘͜e̴̢̥͒̅̊̊̉̀̕͝͠͝l̶̗̟͚͙̫̦͔̬̱̼͂̾̀e̸̩͋͋n̶ @helen_mrow]

Always a bride, never a bridesmaid. I have more husbands than friends

[Sandy Wandy @That_One_Weirdo]

@sporadica I have a favorite hammer I like to just swing around and twirl and fiddle with. It feels good in my hand.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Drag queen made of wire. Gay monkey in the audience says "mother."

[Errai @errai]

Dude don't be a dick it's just a straw come on your camel won't even notice it

[Barry Kramer @razzadoop]

If you have X chromosomes in your body Xehanort can use them to track your location.

[wint @dril]

the turtle club from that movie is real and igot sucked off there

[Sandy Wandy @That_One_Weirdo]

@Delicious_Tacos @Cernovich A mewling honk and a chattering squawk.

[Martin O'Leary @mewo2]

A few more

[Martin O'Leary @mewo2]

Languages are bananas

[wint @dril]

Id like to sincerely apologize for being a beady eyed little fuck-freak. Im hell's shit. Im dog shit's ass. Brand me with a hot iron. Sorry