Hugo

[Hugo @Thatboy_Hugo]

Haven’t had a good day since recess back in 3rd grade

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

crazy how one little sperm cell creates a big grown goofy lying ass bitch

[xander @whosalex]

how is she going to check my likes to see that i've been being a good boy now? :/

[Hugo @Thatboy_Hugo]

@an_uhhhh You

[🐌 @Wheeema]

When I ask someone to wake me up early in the morning and they actually do it

[faith @faiththegemini]

mr krabs when he heard them billionaire’s was on their way🥴

[Hugo @Thatboy_Hugo]

@an_uhhhh

[Hugo @Thatboy_Hugo]

Shower water so hot the smoke detector came on

[Hugo @Thatboy_Hugo]

Don’t remember the last time I slept before midnight

[Zay @Zyelonkimble14]

The older I get the more I realize that everything really is that deep. The people you confide in, trust, date, become friends with, where you work, the opportunities you take, what you watch, what you eat, & what you consume. it’s very deep actually & shouldn’t be taken lightly.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

We can learn so much goodness from loving dogs https://t.co/mRR486sdCK

[Hugo @Thatboy_Hugo]

So many red flags, I thought I was at a Liverpool game

[Hugo @Thatboy_Hugo]

So If I connect my phone to my wifi, does tiktok have access to the wifi ?

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

you wake up. turn your phone on & blast blue light all over your face. with squinted eyes, you then proceed to read everyone’s opinions, which put you right in fight or flight mode before you even get out of bed. & you wonder why you are stuck in a loop of never-ending unease.

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Society has become so sedentary that a 20 minute walk is now considered exercise.

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Y’all worried about Valentine’s Day, I’m tryna file my damn taxes 🙄

[Hugo @Thatboy_Hugo]

usa has credit score of 320

[Hugo @Thatboy_Hugo]

Que puto frío