KK

कट जाए पतंग जैसे
और भटके हवाओं में,
सच पूछो तो ऐसे
दिन हमने बिताए हैं ......

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

Kapoor and sons mein Kapoor family aadhi film mein ek dusre ko trauma deti hai, baaki aadhi film mein ek dusre ko support bhi karti hai.

Now what makes me feel jealous is meri family sirf trauma deti hai.

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

Fawad Khan ne kya acting Kari hai yaar. I somehow relate to the character, that was enough, but his presence just made the film so much better.

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

Siddharth Malhotra in Kapoor and sons is literally me
Koi achiever expectations set kar deta hai maa baap ke saamne, jiske niche hum dab jaate hai

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

Ye madarchod college mera 1 saal or barbaad karna chahta hai iski bhen ki chut
Aaj Tak mere saath kuch accha nahi hua lodu lachoo mein or ab bhi kuch nahi hoga

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

Even on my death bed, apne kutte parivaar ko he gaaliya de raha hunga mai

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

Aisa bhang bhosda bhara hai kismat mein, I wouldn't even believe agar koi love of my life kehne layak mil gayi to
Chhoti si he zindagi is app pe apne family ko gaaliya dete hue khatam ho jayegi

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

Ye SPL karwate he kyo hai bhen ke lode samaj wale
Ye dhobi ka kutta bhosdiwala kyo jaa raha hai SPL mein
Inki wajah se bhenchod mere ghar mein aag lagi hui hai wo bhi aisi ho ab lifetime nahi bujhegi

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

This is my place to rant coz mere ghar ke 4 bhadwo mein se nobody gives a fk mai kya sochta hu or kya karna chahta hu kya nahi

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

No matter where I am, nobody in my family would give a single fk at any time of my life. Kuch na kuch madarchodo ki aulado ko sunane ke liye mil he jayega. Full of red flags saare bkl

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

Just another night when I am thinking is BKL ghar or pariwar ke saath abhi tak kyo khada hu mai

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

KUTTEEEEE KII AAAULLLAADDOOO NE ZINDAGI BARBAAD KAR RAKHI HAIIIIII

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

MADARCHOD OFFICE KI BAAT GHAR MEIN KARNE SE PEHLE HAMESHA KHUD KE 100 THAPPAD MAARUNGA MAI BHENCHOD

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

SAMAAAAAJJJJJ KKIIII MAAAAA KIII CCHHUUUUUTTYY

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SAMAAJJJJ KI MMAAAAAA KIII CHHHHUTTTT

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

SAMAAAJ KI MAAA KI CHUUUUUTT

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

Naniyal wale bahut halke mein lene lag gaye thhe
Aaj sabko unki aukat yaad dilake aaya hu jo ab time to time yaad dilati rehni padegi nahi to ye haramzaade hamesha sar pe chadhte rahenge

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

21 saal nahi hue zindagi ko or sab kuch dekh chuka mai bhai

Aaj pata chala Mere yaha ka manager fraud criminal hai, Saturday ko terminate hua sala

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

Ye bhosdika laptop kab tak pareshan karega yaar madarchod

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

Sometimes life starts feeling like zara paise to aa gaye but ab time nahi milta
Milta to metro in dino dekh leta

[KK @Thatguyuknow__]

Agar August mein mere atkt ke exams mein koi bhi exam reh gaya na, mai sidha fake degree le lunga mujhe matlab nahi is chutiye college se