.𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝

| 27 | accursed with a 'wet brain' hex by a foul warlock | enjoys surfing the web | occasional artist

[.𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝 @ThatsNotMatt]

𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗌𝖭𝗈𝗍𝖬𝖺𝗍𝗍
ᴛʜᴀᴛꜱɴᴏᴛᴍᴀᴛᴛ

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥

[.𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝 @ThatsNotMatt]

ThatsNotMatt
𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝
ＴｈａｔｓＮｏｔＭａｔｔ

[tex @texmeplease]

when i was 9 i earned a brown belt in karate for taking the biggest dump my sensei had ever seen

[.𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝 @ThatsNotMatt]

everyone should be scared and full of fear

[🐛io @i0lanthe_]

As a child i was banned from the beach for eating an exciting new delicacy called "beach cigarettes" that can be found laying in the sand

[𖤐 𝕺𝖒𝖊𝖓 𖤐 @gildedomen]

Mista Teevee…. 📺⚡️🔌 (finally played chapter 3 hoohoo)

#deltarune #tenna

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*AI summarizing movie clips voice*
The man invited his boss over for an unforgettable luncheon only to discover that his roast is ruined.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

As good as “It took me nine yeareals to collect the cereals” is, that’s not even the best gag in that YTP, this is.

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

[talking to group of women at the club] any you ladies ever had sex with a guy who feels music on a deeper level than most

[.𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝 @ThatsNotMatt]

we're back starting AA4 right NOW

[DJ Polesmoker Returns @YungStinker]

Do girls like it when you invite them over and then put on Aqua Teen Hunger Force and laugh at everything Master Shake says

[Losing it @prophethusband]

(Texting friend a pic of the fattest guy I’ve ever seen) Your dad lol
[no response for 2min]
just playing Lol not your dad
[no response for 5min]
I am so sorry. Your father has a Lion’s heart. He raised a champion

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Off the smirnoff ice talking like Coach from left 4 dead 2

[.𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝 @ThatsNotMatt]

this is the only thing that matters today

[Micro | DELTARUNE SPOILERS @Microsave2]

Violent political action is a fucking classic

[.𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝 @ThatsNotMatt]

collab w/ @gildedomen of our doctor & monster characters, lineart and bg by her and colours by me ⚡🔬

[.𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝 @ThatsNotMatt]

collab w/ @gildedomen of our doctor & monster characters, lineart and bg by her and colours by me ⚡🔬

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True