Hey It’s Tyler

Always pick 10,000 rats

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

All Sports. Year Round.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Annual reminder for the playoffs: If I say anything negative about your favorite team it is absolutely 100% because I have a personal vendetta against them. I hate them. And you. You should take it extremely personally. Your unhappiness is paramount to me.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

@yc If it’s a psyop for Mexican and Korean cultures, they got me

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

@yc No one’s actually talking about the basketball that’s the problem yc

[jan @2girls1jan]

i fucking hate seeing new yorkers happy

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

That’s baseball

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

"That's called Knicks basketball…and look at this fu*king energy man!"

— Jose Alvarado. 🗣️

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

What’s the worst punishment for trying to sneak into an arena?

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

@DragonflyJonez I agree he should have dribbled it out but gotta give OG credit there too

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

How'd he make it out of Backrooms?

[WBRZ News @WBRZ]

According to a Baton Rouge Police warrant, Dejontay Wings, who used to work at Take 5 Oil Change in Baton Rouge, has been arrested after allegedly breaking into the Airline Highway business and stealing $200 from the safe. https://t.co/BWNPQ0UaeI

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

How many grilled cheeses is too many grilled cheeses for a single day?

[semaJ @semaJ7272]

Lost my ability to shit talk Sixers and Knicks fans in one postseason

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

@czarcantwell Most people commenting on basketball nowadays don’t watch basketball. I’ve accepted that and am far less annoyed by the discourse

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

@PardonMyMeme Zac’s fault?

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

@MostCrucified They spent 10 million on this movie. Wasn’t the same small budget like Obsession.

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

Do other animals freak out when they see Victor Wembanyama? Like if a horse who's seen a ton of people sees him, the horse is gonna be like hey what the fuck, right?

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

Get their ass Tom

[Variety @Variety]

Tom Holland would call "Spider-Man" producers from "The Odyssey" set in order to "lay down the law" about filming blockbusters the Christopher Nolan way:

“I'd say, ‘We are not going to come to set and figure it out. We need to know why we are making this movie beyond the fact that it’s ‘Spider-Man 4’ and they make loads of money and we’re going to just have a big summer. Why are we making this movie?’ And Destin was super instrumental in that, but it was just really great to constantly be calling up the studio and [producers] Amy [Pascal] and Rachel [O’Connor], who I love, and be like, ‘Well, Chris is doing it this way. This is how I think we should be doing it.’ ” (via GQ)

https://t.co/Gf5DPJBs9r

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

Get their ass Elijah

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

This was not a unwinding type of movie

[Michael C. Wright @mikecwright]

Source confirms that Victor Wembanyama treated the team to a screening of the movie “Obsession” as the Spurs tried to wind down from the emotional toll of Game 7 heading into the Finals.

[SimpsonsNBA @SimpsonsNBA]

Celtics not in the finals...

[Hey It’s Tyler @ThatsNotTyler]

Hoopin’

[Zain @ItzzZain10]

What are they doing out there on chatrier