Duncan Thaw

The world is only improved by people who do ordinary jobs and refuse to be bullied.

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@SIChrisMannix After you’re sure how bad they are, the worst NFL teams are on TV once per week what, 11 times? And a few of those games actually matter for the opponent. Players have like 1000 snaps to earn next year’s contract.

The wizards are on local tv 3x/week for 7 months

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@haralabob Look at all the changes to NIL in college and CBA/cap rules - sports thought leaders have clearly proven themselves to be masters at predicting 2nd and 3rd order consequences

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@MattGrossenbach SGA takes takes 6 steps carrying the ball like a waiter, flails backward

>”Nobody knows how the rulebook defines clear basketward path step lines”

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@bigseb31213 Are the white collar jobs making a comfortable living that you could get tomorrow in the room with us?

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@kirkgoldsberry “Elam ending” equivalent of the NFL changing the kickoff one time and then being stuck trying something new every year in perpetuity

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@nic_carter @EricBalchunas It is incredibly easy to drive into a spot and rear view cameras all but eliminate accident that occur while backing out.

Things to consider next time you are waiting 45s for someone to back their Tacoma into a spot so they can be extra special

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@goodcharls @SaladBarFan Chuck please don’t. PTA post magnolia/boogie nights run saves cinema in the 21st century

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@eigenrobot Small world. My first real job was in a cubicle two feet outside bottom left’s office. I’d hear him take sierra club calls all week during work hours. Was actually a chill and smart dude though, opinions obv exactly what you’d expect

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@JacobRTobey Ask Sean more questions about how things fit into the context of a season rather than treating every game as its own isolated episode. Give the game more room to breathe and set Sean up to make extended points. More narrative less play by play.

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@DonHarris4 The 2 & 10 HB Draw between the tackles into 3 & 8 check down pass, at least five times every game

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@MJAcquiredTaste Not sure why people thinks this is ideological lol, she is clearly asking to be bribed

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@nic_carter Someone I worked with was an organ donor and “advocate for the community” and would ask people if the had registered their kids as organ donors because there are needy kids out there and, you never know…

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@JeffGSpursZone Seems like a good kid but the spurs got dog walked every minute he played, and he couldn’t even stay healthy yet again

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@0x49fa98 Opposite side of the coin is believing your thunderous exit interview will cause a cascade of changes

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@RealTomPetrini Ok but is there some middle ground where there aren’t geeked out junkies in joker masks spinning “free weed” signs every 100 yards

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Not even the best phone call scene in the movie…

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@bobdaduck True especially with children. A blessing of a higher order, for which you are completely unworthy, that comes wrought with worry, sleeplessness, guilt, feelings of failure. They deserve none of the pain of being and yet you are their shepherd, darkly.

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@spumdonor The dwarves are an insult to AI tbh

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@SpursCulture How many mpg would he be playing on the Celtics? Whose minutes would he be taking?

Keldon would be a victory cigar on any playoff team so let’s be real

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@MarmotRespecter @elonmusk My place just hired an SVP level from you know where who went to Cornell (online MBA) and whose whole pitch is that he hires people from the Ivy League (online MBA, suspiciously similar last name)