Haynestown

Father. Writer. Serial bourbon taster. I like to build stuff.

[Enovis @enovismedtech]

Every step toward recovery begins with dedicated care.❤️

Today, on Orthopedic Nurses Day, we recognize the orthopedic nurses whose expertise and commitment make healing possible. Your dedication inspires us at #Enovis to continue advancing #MedTech and improving patient care around the world.

#CreatingBetterTogether #OrthopedicNursesDay #PatientCare

[Enovis @enovismedtech]

In the trenches, injuries can happen in a second. That’s why more than 95% of Division 1 linemen trust #DonJoy knee braces. Aaron Taylor explains why DonJoy & the @JoeMooreAward for college football’s most outstanding offensive line are a great fit.

#Enovis #CreatingBetterTogether #JMA #MedTech

[Brenda Ladun @BrendaLadun]

Alabama Champions: Hoover residents turn plastic bags into mats for homeless https://t.co/KWDEx79MMp

[Haynestown @Thayntweets]

@libsoftiktok

[Tesla @Tesla]

Optimus is your personal R2D2 / C3PO, but better

It will also transform physical labor in industrial settings

[Enovis @enovismedtech]

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#Enovis #MedTech

[Haynestown @Thayntweets]

@MrsCarterWrites If it gets much hotter, our weather forecast will need exponents!🔥

[Haynestown @Thayntweets]

@MrsCarterWrites You know how that works. “So many of you have been asking, I’ve decided to share my recipes/tips/recycled ideas about blah blah blah. Here’s a referral coupon code”🙄

[Haynestown @Thayntweets]

@bjmaack Tha Natural is my favorite. I got a bat like his, but instead of Lightning Kid mine had K-Mart burned into it 🤣

[Haynestown @Thayntweets]

@Lazor2828 Nice job! Their stuff is priced high as giraffe nuts. I copied & built one of their tables a couple years ago and saved about 3 grand.

[Haynestown @Thayntweets]

@SalorMoon_Shine Close. Get weights that also tell you that you’re doing the chores wrong.

[Haynestown @Thayntweets]

@bubblesadvocate Just what the world needs - another snob

[Magszilla @barrelofbourbon]

Snooze:

The fastest nine minutes of the day.

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

You know you’re old when stretching for your workout becomes your actual workout

[The Globe and Mail @globeandmail]

At the start of 2022, Ukrainian car-sharing service Getmancar was only available in Kyiv. But once the Russian invasion began, owner Taras Getmansky allowed his fleet to go across the country, giving people the opportunity to get to the border. https://t.co/VpdZwmHNxI

[Haynestown @Thayntweets]

@AshleyAlready I love when I buy all that shit, find a place to put it, and discover last year’s pile of organizing supplies that I forgot I bought. Unopened

[Haynestown @Thayntweets]

@Gert376 Yep. In traffic. At the store. Breathing. Pretty much 24/7.

[Haynestown @Thayntweets]

@Jared_Holloway @bjmaack It’s allllllll right🎵

[Basically Broken @SalorMoon_Shine]

If you get offended easily, Twitter may not be for you

[Haynestown @Thayntweets]

@Em_Shotwell Common one on screen is when mom/dad makes a giant breakfast and the kid/spouse runs out without eating a bite. Oh hell no! You’d better at least choke down a biscuit or Imma choke you out.