TheOneWhoKnocks

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

This video must never disappear. 🤣😭🇧🇷

[TheOneWhoKnocks @The1WhoKnocks24]

@youlooklikeamom On my way!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

we all had a dream like this before

[Alley Files @alleytopfiles]

🚨 A person screamed out !! “Erika supports Pedophiles??” Omg 😳

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Plan B it is. Fuck this crypto shit

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

never waste a good crisis

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[TheOneWhoKnocks @The1WhoKnocks24]

@CjMfdt That’s Sally Jesse Raphael

[Anakin Skywalker, CPA @Askywalkcpa69]

That’s enough instagram for today #rackoftheday

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

NEW INSIDER TRADE

Another member of Congress just got caught buying the exact kind of stock their committee oversees.

Representative Maria Salazar of Florida just filed a purchase of Marvell Technology $MRVL, one of the largest semiconductor and AI infrastructure companies in the country.

Here’s the conflict:

Salazar sits on the House Financial Services Committee and the Subcommittee on Capital Markets, the body that directly oversees the SEC and the rules that govern stock trading itself.

So a Representative who helps write the rules for capital markets is also actively trading the stocks those rules apply to.

A regular investor doing this with the same access would be in handcuffs.

A member of Congress does it and files a one-page disclosure.

In the future, ALL INSIDER TRADES will be posted on @InTheAssembly

Follow them right now or you’ll regret it later.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@HunterFor2028 LFG

[Unfuck America Tour @unfamericatour]

Happy Pride Month from our team 🌈

Every day this month we’ll be honoring gay icons who helped shape America.

Day 1: Benny Johnson

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

That deer is doing God's work

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

“I, Thomas Massie, have evidence identifying every Epstein client and I’m prepared to expose the most powerful pedophiles in the world.”

But first:

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@TrumpDailyPosts @julie_pipk71617 What’s the greatest threat to liberty in America?

[moose @mooseincrisis]

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

How can people be expected to have faith in Trump if he won’t release the Epstein files?

[Congressman Shri Thanedar @RepShriThanedar]

Cool story, anyway here's you eating dog food.

[greg @greg16676935420]

🚨BREAKING: Ed Gallrein has officially won the election in Kentucky today

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

If Massie loses tonight, he should run for President.

If Massie wins tonight, he should run for President.