Devin

I like ships and the Navy and Titanic and all that. The Duke of Edinburgh is my life goal. Electronics Tech in the U.S. Navy. Listen to The Sailor Song.

[Sean Spicier - Former Tango Dancer (Parody) @sean_spicier]

Nothing says moving forward like bringing back the 2011 Speaker of the House

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

Jim Acosta got shut down and I AM LIVING.

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

So, can I go 'round claiming Tim Kaine is #NotMySenator? That's how it works right?

[. @BasediBrett]

We don’t need all these campaign ads. Just listen to Hollywood. They’ll tell us how to vote.

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

Bertuzzie with the game winner and Larks with an empty bet to secure it. Fan-fuckin'-tastic! 🤘 #LGRW

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

Falcons are on a bye week but there's hockey on at 2! #LGRW

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

Hell of a check by Provorov. I felt it and I ain't even there. #PHIvsNYI 🏒

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

Things are crazy af in 'Merica and it is doin' me a big concern.

[Agent Smith @TSAgov]

SECURITY ALERT: #TSA REMINDS PASSENGERS THAT TERRORISTS AREN'T JUST BROWN PEOPLE FROM THE MIDDLE EAST. DESPICABLE ASSHOLES COME IN ALL COLORS, NEAR AND FAR.

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

@amazon Why is your music app no longer "optimized" for a Samsung Galaxy Tab S2? It kept crashing/killing my tablet, forcing me to uninstall the app.

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

Current frustration: I had to re-install Amazon Music app on my tablet because for some stupid ass reason, it WOULD NOT play Godsmack's new album, either offline or online. HECK.

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

8 games but we got our win! #LGRW

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

Could it be we get our first win of the season? #LGRW

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

Today, I unbloused my uniform pants and a dryer sheet showed itself. I had been carrying a dryer sheet from the last time I did laundry literally IN my pants all day.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

I KNEWED IT. BIG BIRD IS HUMAN PROPERGANDAS.

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

So we're just gonna ignore Senator Warren using a false Native American heritage to get herself into a better school/career/position in general? She pissed of the Cherokee Nation but sure...a porn star is more important.

[Ghost of HRH Prince Philip @HRH_PrincePhil]

So much for one’s restraining order on Fergie.
Does that look “not within 250 yards” to you?
#DevilWoman #NeverTrustAGinger

[Royal Navy @RoyalNavy]

A revolutionary method of landing an #F35 on a ship has been carried out for the first time on board @HMSQnlz.

British test pilot Peter Wilson made history when he conducted the first ever shipborne rolling vertical landing (#SRVL) this weekend.

[Devin @The7thOfficer]

EXCUSE ME BUT IT'S THE NAVY'S BIRTHDAY. GET LIT. #243NavyBday

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

This has its fair share of irony. #AngryDemocratMob