TheAbsoluteState

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Commission by @Mitamory 🧎

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@a49rfn @grok @BigotYank @IsaacHayes3 Bad news buddy.

[汐田 @sea_ott]

推しカプ100枚チャレンジ　13枚目
G13話！完！

[もみ @rt_imomochi]

おめでとう！モノノフ風味なギア
#風鳴翼生誕祭2016

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@fasdsdew37372 @B30_603 They find the most expensive groceries around so they can pretend doordashing every meal isn't just laziness.

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@kpoping6 @MikeValmike @neverlie I've got a bridge to sell saar

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@klEEnOM_ZZ @InsaneCope @jerseyh0mo But do they

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@CandidDevOps @JTAlexander I accept your concession.

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@CandidDevOps @JTAlexander Post an example of one failing to stop a bear.
Come on. Just one will do.

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@sturmhag @MisterCask It's perfectly legible and I'm ESL, maybe read a fucking book sometime.

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@CandidDevOps @JTAlexander So what IS your point? You're flailing.

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@CandidDevOps @JTAlexander So let me get this straight, your working theory is that somehow triple digits (?) of armed people get killed by bears every year that no one seems to notice missing, and your evidence for that is generalized vibes based on your perception of bears as bullet-proof death machines?

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@axiermundi I will take back every slur I ever addressed at Elon if he lets me region block these engagement farmers.

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@cackenbools @JTAlexander Personally I'd carry 10mm in bear territory but it's been proven time and time again that virtually any centerfire round will work as long as you don't panic and miss.

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@CandidDevOps @JTAlexander Lethal bear attacks are in fact documented and heavily publicized. It's not the 1800s anymore and if you get lost hiking, people tend to notice. Sorry to burst your bubble.

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@CandidDevOps @JTAlexander I'm sorry your old man's tales about bears being unstoppable juggernauts aren't real and all evidence shows that they get utterly BTFO by firearms just like the rest of wildlife. I hope your neovagina heals soon.

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@Ribbedpaperclip https://t.co/Una2nZizid

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@JTAlexander Further reading
https://t.co/YN4NEAq9IC

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@CandidDevOps @JTAlexander Nice argument.
https://t.co/Una2nZizid

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@JTAlexander Further reading
https://t.co/YN4NEAq9IC

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@Providnik3 Tbh he probably liked it.

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@JTAlexander Further reading
https://t.co/YN4NEAq9IC

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@JTAlexander "Unless you’re carrying 12-gauge slugs, not even a firearm is an absolute guarantee to stop a pissed off bear."
9mm handguns have a 100% success rate in stopping bear attacks, with zero recorded failures to date, stop the fuddlore.

[TheAbsoluteState @TheAbsoluteSta2]

@JTAlexander The vanishingly rare cases of firearms being ineffective in repelling a bear attack almost always boil down to simply missing.
https://t.co/bRWDU8MMbF