Alana

I think I’m the main character of my own anime and I’m married to the funniest guy on the planet. ♥️

[Alana @TheAlanaFilter]

2025 so far feels like being stuck at Lester’s Possum Park from “A Goofy Movie.”

[SCENE DUDE @thescenedude]

Can’t wait for new blink-182 songs

[NEA @NEAToday]

"Never under estimate a public school teacher." — @Tim_Walz

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Michelle Obama just laid into Donald Trump like no one has before. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this takedown.

[Splatoon North America @SplatoonNA]

The Grand Festival theme asks, "Which is the most important to you? Past, Present, or Future?"
Shall we look back on the good ol' days, stay in the moment, or think of all the possibilities?

The biggest Splatfest kicks off 9/12 at 5PM PT through 9/15 at 5PM PT!

[Alana @TheAlanaFilter]

Truly don’t know how anyone thinks Trump isn’t only out for himself. It’s so clear Trump just wants to be president so he can stay out of jail 😂

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is only out for himself. I'm fighting for the American people.

Check out our new ad.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“I would have testified, but it’s illegal to lie on the stand and that’s unfair” is certainly a good defense

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: President Biden just demolished Peter Doocy regarding Donald Trump’s criminal record. Retweet to ensure everyone sees this.

[Splatoon North America @SplatoonNA]

We've received an emergency missive from Grizzco HQ regarding this weekend's BIG Big Run event! There's an urgent ask that all available part-timers clock-in to help drive back this unprecedented threat! Check the letter for more:

[Alana @TheAlanaFilter]

@mecchaJP @Devout_Skeptic @Yasuthetwit @withabambipurse

[Meccha Japan @mecchaJP]

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[Alana @TheAlanaFilter]

Omg, a #splatfest this weekend?! And just in time for our wedding anniversary on Saturday!!! 🥰

[Splatoon North America @SplatoonNA]

What would you do at the world's end? - It's a tough question! Whether you settle in with the Same Ol', try to live life to the fullest with your Bucket List, or exhaust every option to try and Save the Day… follow your heart!

The Splatfest begins 5/17 at 5pm PT!

[Splatoon North America @SplatoonNA]

The theme for the 16th Splatfest is in! It asks: "What would you do at the world's end?" Same Ol', Bucket List, or Save the Day?

It's an ominous theme, but fortunately hypothetical, so you can participate worry-free.

This event runs from 5/17 at 5pm until 5/19 5pm PT!

[Alana @TheAlanaFilter]

I’m only on this social media platform to follow @Devout_Skeptic and @SplatoonNA 😜

[Alana @TheAlanaFilter]

@Devout_Skeptic wanna get Taco Bell?

[Alana @TheAlanaFilter]

I’ve discovered what I can do at 2am when the baby takes over an hour to go back to sleep and that’s looking at #yugiohfanart on @tumblr ✨

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

good night

[Cali @calidaysay]

Never be sad on a weekend. Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression. Don’t let capitalism win.

[Alana @TheAlanaFilter]

@FF_XIV_EN #FFXIVSweepstakes