Chris McCarron

Forbes-featured CRO operator. OperatorAI methodology. 28-34% conversion lifts. Glasgow.

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Anime edits are getting a wild volume of views on YouTube - #kn... https://t.co/52bjMnSm4s

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@PLZSoccer Martin O'Neill is an incredible manager. Take him any day.

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@DiscussingFilm So instead of a scary bad guy the heroes should fear... instead we make jokes about him... j/g

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Hearts have to answer the clause | The Journos https://t.co/sg3EpRKXjl via #divesforcover

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@ShirtRip @DiscussingFish What they've done to the Hutts is absurd

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I've been featured by Forbes!

Joseph Liu at Forbes published a piece yesterday on "10 Simple Gestures That Still Go A Long Way At Work."

Check out the article here: https://t.co/G8ZblfQV7o

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Not the Celtic fans I grew up with. No idea where this has come from. During Martin O'Neill's first stretch as manager, Celtic fans were given a special award following the UEFA Cup Final in Seville. Why? Behaviour.

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@GrantRuthio67 @PLZSoccer @PeterMsport You need therapy dude.

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@benjaminboman_ That's insane lol

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Thanks to CMO Times for featuring me at the top of their article about lead capture forms. Check it out: https://t.co/LRUjm30um7

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@DarksaberLight Really annoying. The languages of the aliens add realism and texture to the universe of characters.

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@nikc_is_sad OT Jabba was vastly superior compared to this cartoon nonsense.

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@sw_holocron @IMDb Retcon?

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@sircalebhammer Soulless

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What clients think CRO is:

Redesign the site
Add more CTAs
Make the buttons green
Get more traffic

What CRO actually is:

Reduce friction
Find the message-market mismatch
Fix the checkout step losing 70% of sales

Same goal. Different approach.

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CRO Agency Glasgow: A Complete Guide to Hiring in Scotland https://t.co/jyMjeGw6Hn

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@80s_Kidz Robocop

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Them: "Our bounce rate is too high."

Me: "How fast does your site load on mobile?"

Them: "What does that have to do with it?"

Me: "🤣 "

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@vikare06 Except for the guy wearing regular clothing from Walmart

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@Josh_Carrington @starwars But a lot less exciting (if that's even possible!)