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@elonmusk why aren’t you talking about ICE? why are you ignoring it? Why do you keep deleting my tweets???

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@elonmusk why aren’t you talking about the ICE shootings? You really ok with this??

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Why tf Joe buck got 3 different hair colors for his head beard and eyebrows #mnf

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. @TheAlphaHuman did it first https://t.co/Yc93wBcpXD

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Where can I illegally stream jeopardy

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Grandfather crocs

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Eating spicy food bc I hate myself

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I turned off the #BUFvsKC game after the refs tried to ignore that pass CLEARLY hitting the ground. Sometimes you gotta vote with your viewership.

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I wish, right now, I could see a slideshow of every single article of clothing I’ve ever owned. Imagine all the shit you totally forgot about

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@tobuto_ Boooooooooo

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I’m realizing a lot of lil waynes lyrics are essentially just dad jokes. If someone other than Wayne tried to say the same exact shit with the same flow they’d just sound corny. There will never be another Wayne 👑

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-8 followers since i last logged on. nice! i think it's finally happening for me!

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these hoes need jesus

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@elonmusk san fran is for sure beautiful and ppl take it for granted. i, however, will not. if i move to san fran next summer will you pay my rent? we can not take the city for granted together

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@brianchristian I just finished The Alignment Problem. Thanks so much for all your hard work; I found it fascinating. Despite your last tweet, I'm gonna throw up a Hail Mary and ask... What are your thoughts on Neuralink?

[egg pie @TheAlphaHuman]

@tobuto_ one thing that has recently helped me with similar struggles is kindness (that comes from a sincere place to whatever extent possible). smiling at strangers more. stepping outta my comfort zone to give the cashier a compliment. unprompted gifts. etc. hope that helps.

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@tobuto_ have you tried giving it a full month?

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@tobuto_ what about watching all the livestreamed suicide vids

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"Words create worlds"