Only In America!

Pokes fun at Politics & Life in the USA (parody site, duh). Irreverent T's, mugs & novelty gifts. #Resist #Resistance #TrumpMustGo #VOTE #LGBTQ #FreeLuigi #gwb5

[Gregg W. Brevoort @gbrevoort]

DO NOT PATRONIZE @Teleflora! I had ordered flowers for our 35th Anniversary, as I am out-of-town on business. Supposed to be delivered yesterday. When my spouse made no mention of it, I checked my order only to find it CANCELLED.

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@Oscarrjavier95 Some of us need that little extra space!

[Gregg W. Brevoort @gbrevoort]

From earlier this year: our wonderful production of THE FANTASTICKS, up at Cyrano's Theatre Company in Anchorage, Alaska. My slideshow video of our delightful little show is now up on YouTube (please Like and Subscribe). #theatre

Do you Remember? Try!

https://t.co/IhWiawRzti

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@lovecaraz I don't see the problem here.

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@TrumpsHurricane National Hero

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@jackunheard No, actually, I suspect his ratings will go up. I know I'll be tuning in. Oh, and just for the record ... that's how it works: tune in if you like his content. Don't if you don't. I don't watch FOXNews or NewsMax for the same reason - I don't want to hear their hateful rhetoric.

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@RealJamesWoods Don't tune in, idiot. Just like the majority of people choose not to watch your movies.

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@jackunheard Hey, dumbass, Kimmel's satire was performed BEFORE the WHCD.

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Why hasn't the MSM conducted a poll as to whether the public thinks the WPCD 'attempt' was staged?

Chat GBT says there isn't enough public interest. Are they crazy? (yes, I know it's AI, but don't think for a second that AI isn't manipulated). It's all anyone is talking about!

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@_Daily_Planet @mike123qwe @FLOTUS @JeffW701 @jimmykimmel @McDonalds @jcpenney @Starbucks If your going to Starbucks 3 times a day ... more the fool you, regardless of any political stance they might take. Wanna make a sacrifice? Enlist - unless you, too, have bone spurs.

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@mike123qwe @FLOTUS @JeffW701 @jimmykimmel @McDonalds @jcpenney I'm sure their stockholders are trembling. Good luck getting your cult leader to stop buying and gorging himself on McDonald's.

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@FLOTUS Also, he isn't entering anyone's home. Anyone that is watching has intentionally TUNED IN ... much like your husband, who clearly hangs on every word Kimmel says. Change the channel if you don't like it.

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@FLOTUS Everything that comes out of your and Donald's mouth is hateful & divisive - not to mention the rest of the administration's.

Who said that his monologue is meant to be comedy? Yes, he uses comedy, but he is free to use his platform as he wishes. It's a free country, after all.

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@C_waddell1267 @SenFettermanPA @KatieMiller How about the Republicans STOP STAGING THESE FAKE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT?

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@SenFettermanPA Fuck you, Fetterman. Your stupid ass is falling for this staged bullshit? Or are you now, simply, one of them?

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Go, Mike, Go! @SpeakerJohnson @HawleyMO
#CorrespondentsDinner #Staged #gwb5

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@Sassafrass_84 Ballroom Publicity stunt.

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@AZ_Brittney Notice how these fake assassination attempts always happen when his ratings are super LOW?

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@GuntherEagleman You're Buying This BS? AGAIN?

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@RepNancyMace STOP STAGING THESE FAKE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS!