The Americanite

Funny Ha Ha's for the modern world. Satirical in nature.

[The Americanite @TheAmericanite]

@MonicaCrowley Ok then I guess you won’t complain when President AOC kicks out Fox News and all the conservative media she thinks is propaganda

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@jackunheard Nope. Republicans will take back power at some point. This fear mongering (on both sides) has to stop.

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@TomOliverson Great

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@KonniBurton And who do you think is winning with independent voters?

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Wait I can’t keep up. Is he communist or socialist?

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

For years, moderates have told conservatives to shut up and support the nominee when their guy wins. Same rule applies now.

The primary is over. Ken Paxton won. Support the nominee.

Texas is too important to hand over to a communist lunatic because Republicans are still relitigating a primary they already lost.

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@johnrockshomes You broke the law and you’re mad that people turned you in? Sounds like consequences for your actions.

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@mitchellvii Talarico is running for US Senate so if he wins he would have absolutely no say in if Texans have a state income tax.

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@DoughtenJLynn @mitchellvii So your analysis is that no Democrats will vote for Talarico?

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@allengilmer Lol man you guys are fucking losing it

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@bofrench If the truth works against you, maybe you have other problems.

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@MeikoTesla Why would Talarico be a complete disaster?

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@MPRattler55 @lanecart07 Trump really broke the Republican Party forever

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@EdKrassen Why the fuck is the Department of Education posting this?

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@RobSchneider Wtf are you talking about?

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@atrupar How does Talarico not have the character?

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@jacobphawkins @ossoff lol ok

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@ondessonk @willchamberlain lol he’s not an immigrant

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@SteveLovesAmmo Obama derangement syndrome!

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@BuzzPatterson @CENTCOM lol so we give up freedom of speech during a war? I don’t think so

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@FlaggMavs Ok well by that logic it’s not political to say police shouldn’t be killing unarmed black men. But that was shamed