Amy Weatherly

JOIN ME ON FACEBOOK. I love Jesus. I think we all need more happy and more kind in our lives. Don’t even try to tell me chips and salsa isn’t a complete meal.

[Amy Weatherly @TheAmyWeatherly]

Just making out my plans for the week. Don’t be jealous.

Monday: Laundry
Tuesday: Laundry
Wednesday: Laundry
Thursday: Laundry
Friday: Laundry
Saturday: Getting my hair and makeup done for the gala later that evening. Kidding. Laundry, I’ll be doing more laundry.

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I know God doesn’t make mistakes, but why the heck are there two-headed snakes out there?

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Me the second I get to Heaven: Why all the flys, God?

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Can we all agree that the guy who sticks his truck into the other lane in traffic to stop people from passing is the hero we all need?

[Amy Weatherly @TheAmyWeatherly]

Kale chips are delicious...

as long as there is literally no other food available.

[Amy Weatherly @TheAmyWeatherly]

Sometimes I like to overthink before situations. And sometimes I like to overthink after situations. The problem, however, is that I usually don’t think at all DURING situations.

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@EaglesWinItAll No, he’s just a funny kid.

[Amy Weatherly @TheAmyWeatherly]

My son just held up a french fry and said “you are my favorite mistake today.”

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Me: [buying new workout gear] Alright! Time to get serious about getting in shape!

Me: [walking outside and being met with rain] Yeah, not that serious.

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You had me at loungewear.

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Yo. What’s up with all the skinny Spanx models?

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My hobbies include:

1. Buying planners.
2. Never using them.
3. Being late everywhere and forgetting everything.

[Amy Weatherly @TheAmyWeatherly]

Me: I think it’s time to get to sleep.

Anxiety: I disagree. Let’s stay up for no reason & then replay the stupid things you’ve said. Or...or...I KNOW...let’s spend all night coming up with made-up scenarios that will probably, most likely, definitely never happen! Fun!

[Amy Weatherly @TheAmyWeatherly]

I just yelled at my daughter for going near my hot curling iron, and now I’m afraid I’ve planted a curling-iron-aversion in her head, and I’m gonna be honest, she has my hair and she’s gonna need that thing one day.

[Amy Weatherly @TheAmyWeatherly]

Did I wear these pants yesterday, or do I own 47 almost-idential pairs?

No one will ever know.

Ans that is the real beauty of black leggings, my friends.

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If you needed some news to brighten your Monday- Meghan Markle is officially pregnant!🤰🏻👶🏼💗 #RoyalBaby

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Summer last five months.

Fall lasted five seconds.

Happy winter, everyone.

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I find offensive when people try to limit tacos to just Tuesday.

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Me selling my car.

“Ok, so the car itself is $12,000. And then all of the goldfish crumbs are another $10. Quite a steal if you ask me.”

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I sure am chubby for a girl who spends all of her time jumping through hoops to make her kids happy.