Andrea Cozzi

i really like dogs

[The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake]

no YOU live in a state of DENIAL

I live in MARGARITAVILLE

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

someone really looked at an almond and thought “i want to drink you”

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

anybody wanna get married for 30 years, travel the world, start a family, and fall in love as a joke lol just like be joking the whole time haha

[Andrea Cozzi @TheAndreaCozzi]

@natalie_cost @NickyyTrades @xoxogossipmags Cost hate to break it to ya but these are not real

[Andrea Cozzi @TheAndreaCozzi]

Same energy for a social distancing St. Patrick’s day #COVIDー19 #coronavirus #itscoronatime

[Fadi @Fadi2Hotty]

Kanye sick of Kim’s shit🤣

[k. @unidentifiedxen]

My mom: where is all your money going????

Me:

[Andrea Cozzi @TheAndreaCozzi]

when the party is country themed and you show up like "hey guys I'm here"

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

9 year old me trying to see if my toys came to life when I looked away

[vanessa🇨🇴 @vanesssitaaaaa]

Spanish twitter referring to Stormi as La tormenta will never not be funny

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

Executioner: last meal?

Me: I want to eat the electric chair

Executioner [through walkie talkie]: can he do that

[Rebellious Oxtail @goodeintentions]

Nobody:

University graduate emails:

𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈,
𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆.

𝑱𝒐𝒉𝒏 𝑩𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏,
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