Teddy Roosevelt dedicated his life to using the power of the federal government to lift up his fellow man. He loved a good scrap — but he would have hated watching billionaires (and one trillionaire) throw a party on the people's lawn.
It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.