Andy Samberg Parody

I am NOT Andy Samberg - This is a parody account

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

@SUPpalsitsCALS yeah bro you're a hardass

[Alan Garner @TheAlanGarner_]

Check out these 20 pics. They are very trippy and will trick your eyes. #2 and #5 are amazing!!! http://t.co/MJOpDB0d - sp

[Alan Garner @TheAlanGarner_]

RETWEET if you were born in the 90's and DON'T have a baby.

[Alan Garner @TheAlanGarner_]

Check out the top party schools in the country!!!! Check out this list!!! http://t.co/MR6XP46y - sp

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

Everyone go follow @TheAlanGarner_!!! His tweets are hilarious go follow him if you want to laugh your ass off!

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

Try to Retweet this with your eyes closed!

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

Texting while driven #YOLO
Forever alone #SOLO
Marco #POLO
Condom broke #OHNO
You like men #HOMO
Bitches crazy #FOSHO
Run Nigga Run #POPO

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

Weed, drugs, clothes, and "swag" does NOT make you a boss. Diplomas, degrees, and jobs do.

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! RT if I'm right

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

I really don't give a fuck about your party. I only came for the free food.

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

When quiet people talk and you realize they are absolutely hilarious.

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

Retweet if you have ever ran up the stairs in fear because you felt an evil presence behind you.

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

Kobe & Lebron: Two of the most common words yelled during a game of beer pong.

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

I hate awkward silences over the phone.

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

"BALL SO HARD MOTHA FUCKAS WANNA FINE ME!" Grandma just pay the parking ticket.

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

RT if u find "Rat" in 9 sec CATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATATCATCATCATCATCATRATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

In awkward situations, we all pretend to text........

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

TIL THE BREAK OF DAWN YO!

[Andy Samberg Parody @TheAndySamberg_]

People that don't like bacon can't be trusted. End of story.