online

nice and normal

[online @TheAnimePolice]

fool me once: thanks
fool me twice: cool, i love it. thanks.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

if you hate when people say "chai tea" you're gonna flip shit when you hear what the little caesars guy says at the end of the commercials

[will @wills_account]

for sale: baby shoes. didn’t fit me

[online @TheAnimePolice]

@bropiates i was tearing up a little too. good movie

[ArtSakuga @artsakuga]

RRR (2022) promotional art by legendary animator Yoh Yoshinari 吉成 曜

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[online @TheAnimePolice]

i love the beat boys bopperann

[online @TheAnimePolice]

scented garbage bags are against god. trash should have to smell stinky thats the whole point.

[Follow @DannyVegito @KeiferReloaded]

me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum

the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure?

me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]

[online @TheAnimePolice]

hmm

[online @TheAnimePolice]

@slime_machine lmao i looked at this for 30s and couldn’t figure out who it was a picture of

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.

[laszlo @DavidTibet1]

One time I asked my coworker what she was reading off her e-reader and she said she didn’t know because she set her ereader to roll into a new book immediately after finishing the previous one and she can no longer tell where one book ends and another begins.

[online @TheAnimePolice]

@bropiates hell yes!!!

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

doctor: (holding newborn twins) now, it's too early to tell which one is the wario of the other