Anish Mistry

Part time supervillain, part time web code butcher, Jugador del #mnf. I swear a lot and go to the gym so I can eat a lot. #mufc fan, #ForzaFerrari

[Anish Mistry @TheAnishMistry]

@BootsUK

I've this ancient card, but I don't think I can register online with it

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A city in Italy is hosting a 10K run where participants can eat unlimited tiramisu after finishing

It will take place as part of Treviso's annual Tiramisu World Cup

[Anish Mistry @TheAnishMistry]

@CUPRA_UK Are your cars made out of plastecine? I got a Formentor just over a year ago (5k on the clock), and it needed a new gearbox within a month, and now, a year later, with 5k miles added, I need a new clutch, which is not covered under warranty?!

[Anish Mistry @TheAnishMistry]

@andrewhatton16 @DeanTTraining Who asked you?

[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

Imagine travelling to the World Cup and finding three masked fans wrestling in the street. 😭

Then a woman dives into the chaos like she's Rey Mysterio. 💀

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

OSLO!!! What a start! Thank you!!!

Photos by Marts Augusts
#FF2026

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Lost on penalties. Obviously he is English after all.

[Anish Mistry @TheAnishMistry]

@ChrisVanVliet @SpotifyCares

As a premium subscriber, why do I get ads in podcasts? I'm not referring to the ones that Chris reads (I mean, they shouldn't be there anyway), but the ones that are injected randomly?

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

anyone but England

[Anish Mistry @TheAnishMistry]

@DeanTTraining This is what I do.

Up at 0400, in the gym for 0445, home for 0600.
Start work at 0800.
Walk outside at lunch for 30mins then when my evening is at home with the family.

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

What's your favourite gate to depart from?

#Pep #Guardiola

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨💣 BREAKING:

Diogo Dalot is a full-back José Mourinho likes a lot. He might be one of his requests to Real Madrid.

#MUFC [@latigoserrano]

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

Sorry y'all, but it is Christopher Nolan. I'll go see the Odyssey and probably enjoy it because it is Christopher Nolan, and I'm going to go into this assuming the guy who brought us Interstellar and the Dark Knight knows what he is doing better than Twitter.

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Adding Mourinho to that locker room is essentially throwing a live Grenade into it

[MO @raptorAFC]

I can’t lie man Xabi Alonso is exonerated for this whole season. He was asked to be in charge of Arkham Asylum

[Patrick Schwarzenegger @PSchwarzenegger]

You got no idea…

[Anish Mistry @TheAnishMistry]

Ugh

[F1 Media @F1Media]

Formula 1 and @SkyGroup have today announced a multi-year agreement continuing their long standing and deep partnership, giving @SkySports viewers in the UK, Ireland, and Italy exclusive access to all the action from every Formula 1 race weekend into the next decade.

In the UK and the Republic of Ireland, viewers will be able to watch all the action for a further five seasons in both markets, taking the UK&I partnership through the 2034 season (inclusive). Fans in Italy will be able to watch all the action on Sky Italia through the 2032 season (inclusive).

For more information, click here: https://t.co/Wp8Tmo9mI9

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

This will forever be one of the coldest moments in wrestling history.

Roman Reigns comes out on the Raw after Wrestlemania 33, after defeating The Undertaker, to a WILD crowd booing him out of the building and just says:

"This is MY yard now" 🥶🥶🥶