Anna Redman

[Chris Bukowski @chrisjbukowski]

Chiefs fans for a few hours. Thanks @TickPick #SuperBowl

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 4,309 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Cruel Summer. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/cksIZKjqc2

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

If only there was a way for twitter to verify and those accounts that aren’t parody and give them a little annotation of being a real account. (For free since it would help the platform)

Maybe like a check mark? Could be any color but just spitballing here.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I have to admit, Elon is doing a really good job — at showing people that billionaires are extremely insecure, no more intelligent or hard working than anyone else, and really shouldn’t exist.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

remember when Elon Musk told a bunch of hospitals he was sending thousands of respirators to them at the beginning of the pandemic but he actually just sent a bunch of cpap machines which are for people with sleep apnea

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

I have fired anyone at the company who has asked about the loud crying coming from my office

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

I guess not Kathy Griffin though?

Literally you make no sense and already have contradicted yourself.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

Because I’ll be screaming and crying and kissing in the rain. & at 2am I’ll be cursing your name! 🎶 #Midnight #taylorswift

[Microsoft Outlook @Outlook]

*Requests October 21st off*

[Microsoft Outlook @Outlook]

*Requests October 21st off*

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

I love when a relationship goes from

“Don’t worry I’m clean it up tomorrow”

to

“You wash I dry?”

❤️

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

The fact “Colton” is trending from people calling the bachelor the wrong name after a WHOLE SEASON is peak humor

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

The LEAST he could have done was dump them separately #TheBachelor

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

Some days, I very much have my life together

… and other days (tonight) dinner is a handful of shredding cheese.

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

Wordle 229 3/6

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[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

I wish FaceTime voicemails were a thing

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @crimejunkiepod: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/tLh3FpQ9n6

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

Thinking about @Applebees lava cake

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

What a time to have the last name REDman

#RedTaylorsVersion @taylorswift13

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

We’re finally getting the 10-minute version of All Too Well tonight from @taylorswift13

Now, I’d like to put in an official request for a 10-minute version of Favorite Crime @oliviarodrigo 👀🧣❤️

#RedTaylorsVersion

[Anna Redman @TheAnnaRedman]

Omg
I’m sitting in a waiting room and 7 rings is playing
This little boy next to me goes “I love the sound of music!” 🥺😭❤️😅