Christopher Carlson

Not The Answer, more of a Guess. // Product Manager and a million other things at Carbonated Games

[Christopher Carlson @TheAnsatz]

lookin 🔥🔥🔥!

[Tribe @tribelabel]

Design #1 - Ready For Print

#clothing #gaming #gamerfashion #esports #streetwear #gamingclothing #gamerwithstyle #gamerclothing #gamers

[Christopher Carlson @TheAnsatz]

well at least my other alma mater (UF) produces good graduates 👍
(go🐊s!)

[Guy Cecil @guycecil]

We won’t let the Trump campaign intimidate us from telling the truth. Beginning Saturday we will be running this ad in Arizona, our first television buy there this cycle.

[wes ellis @elliswes]

hey guys I’m having a tough time deciding who to believe. On one hand, the most prestigious doctors in the world are saying COVID-19 is something to take very seriously. But at the same time, this guy I went to high school with who “sees through the media” says otherwise. help 🥺

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@Penn

what an absolute embarrassment. not that I have $$ (yet) to gift to my alma mater, but definitely not as long as theyre doing such a terrible job accepting & "educating" folks as this. at least I have a grad school I can admit to having attended.

https://t.co/IHqs1BR4rv

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Dress up Gang legitimately has the "It"

trust me, not just saying bc @kwdobson worked on it

*super* worth the watch

[kayla wd @kwdobson]

A few years ago I was lucky enough to work on a fantastic show - The Dress Up Gang - for TBS with Abso Lutely productions. It was the highlight of my career at the time, and just an incredible, creative, supportive group of people to work with.

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it's about time #hotpockets got in legal trouble for giving millions of americans 3rd degree mouth burns

what? thats not why theyre trending?

oh. well, it should be.

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having a precise understanding of math is 1000% of how I got where I am today

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@alaurei just a small thing, but @kwdobson was using this back in the day:

https://t.co/bhH3zg7Uie

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anyway, thats what
“It was the courteous thing to do, considering the alternative.”
reminded me of.

[Christopher Carlson @TheAnsatz]

not sure if anyone other than me remembers this, but once upon a time a reporter asked Boston Celtic Antoine Walker why he shot so many threes, and 'toine's reply was "Because they don't offer fours"

as of 2020, still the best interview reply in NBA history

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@WhosAustinK @Corgiboltz who said anything about ketchup

fries w salt is the correct answer, unless they are carne asada fries, in which case go ahead with the kitchen sink

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I need to get this off my chest:
Animal style fries are just not good, go ahead and cancel me

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@kwdobson @RachelPologe I like this tweet thread very much

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This could not possibly be more funny or more true

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@kwdobson Enormous

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@WhosAustinK I think so

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A true Christmas story:

Uncle: ... but these millennials don't even know what the "Punch Bowl" is.

Grandmother, immediately: What's the Punch Bowl?

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man even big celebrities like JJ Abrams are doing fanfic these days, crazy!
About to check it out!