Tim W

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

New York Times Crossword clues:

[Eric Krehbiel @ericgkrehbiel]

Possibly the worst billboard campaign I’ve ever seen

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

Trojans: We’re just gonna take a peek inside
Greeks: It’s rude to look a gift horse in the mouth
Trojans: Very well

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

Actual marine biologists: “The sea was angry that day, my friends”

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

okay, ich fasse zusammen:

- Wal strandet
- Meeresbiologen: "der stirbt, lasst ihn"
- deutschlandweite TikTok-Massenpsychose
- Meeresbiologen: "der stirbt, lasst ihn"
- Millionäre pullen PR-Stunt und schleppen den Wal weg
- Meeresbiologen: "der stirbt"
- Wal stirbt

[GitHub Projects Community @GithubProjects]

> rebase

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

Baby Jane Dow just drank 50,000 oz of formula

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Drake Maye officially has more playoff wins than Dak Prescott

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

And here I was not knowing I was fluent in Spanish

[Irene @irenevg3]

perry el ornitorrinco y doctor doofenshmirtz moment

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

What are the odds that JD was suggesting conspiracy theories for the FBI to investigate?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "I remember watching every video of the assassination looking for clues, trying to understand what happened. I tried to hide my friend and that terrible bullet hitting him, but I would try to look around. I stayed up all night for many nights in a row researching every conspiracy theory."

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

Things Mike Johnson has never heard of, or doesn't know anything about, a thread:

(huge credit to @atrupar for steadfastly chronicling this stuff)

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

Using a photo of Matt Stafford holding a Lombardi Trophy while asking which team won the trade...

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Which team won the Jared Goff - Matthew Stafford trade?

🤔

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD “TACO” TRUMP, AS MANY CALL HIM, “MISSED” THE DEADLINE!!! CALIFORNIA WILL NOW DRAW NEW, MORE “BEAUTIFUL MAPS,” THEY WILL BE HISTORIC AS THEY WILL END THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY (DEMS TAKE BACK THE HOUSE!). BIG PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK WITH POWERFUL DEMS AND GAVIN NEWSOM — YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR — THAT WILL BE DEVASTATING FOR “MAGA.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GN

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

checking in on this

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

HALI 🔥🔥🔥

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

Dude is literally Mr. Incredible working at Insuricare

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

An Allstate adjuster just said the quiet part out loud . . .

He was removed from a case for being too "thorough" only to be replaced by someone who Allstate saw as more "cost effective"

In other words: Allstate cans employees who won't do its dirty work in lowballing customers

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

ctrl+p?

[Azad Balabanian @Azadux]

Using my Vision Pro to test out a photo framing before I order a print

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

Didn’t realize Manhattan was rife with drive thrus

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

Emily blunt in Oppenheimer

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Karen Pence i was unfamiliar with your game

[Ryan McElveen @RyanLMcElveen]

Happy 10th anniversary of #closeFCPS ♥️

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

Roose Bolton at the Red Wedding

[Angantýr @BasedNorthmathr]

Chainmail tucked in the trousers. Could be the move

[Tim W @TheArchdukeTim]

People who can’t drive love to hate on those of us who can

[ChihuahuaEnjoyer420 @tweetsandboobs]

Backing in to parking spots.