Noah

Preacher and Boat Builder. A Father, a husband, and blessed of God.😇 Author of best selling autobiography, “Hope Floats”

[Noah @TheArkAdventure]

There are no atheists in my world... that ship has sailed.

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Pro tip: Never play 'The Floor is Lava' on a boat. The animals take it WAY too seriously. #ArkGames #FloatingZoo #NeedaCarpenter

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@JustinPetersMin @WWUTTcom Just covering all his bases. Next stop, home depot for ark materials.

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@ImJimR87 5 hundred and 12?

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@WWUTTcom Those who don’t believe have reptile dysfunction.

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@WWUTTcom The fear of the Nephilim is called Fee-fi-phobia.

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Is it just me or is the air dryer? The dinosaurs won’t stay away from the Tiki bar these days.

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@MichelleDLesley Ran out of pancakes?

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Not bragging here but I just read through the whole Bible again.

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@Pastor_Gabe Does it say anything about nakedness in a vineyard? Asking for a friend.

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@sonofmikeh @TheEmpire49 I lured them into the Ark with mutton and pork. For dessert? Molech worshippers.

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@ChristChurchTe1 It was actually close to 1085.

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@sonofmikeh

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@ImJimR87 "How long can you tread water." - Noah

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@randyjswife Australia

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When my wife says, "When you get a chance.." I just put my sandals on because what she really means is 'right away'.

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@MichelleDLesley You’re all punk kids to me.

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@Jon45Solas @Aspree_Berean I know false teachers that got soaked too.

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I hate boats.

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@JustinPetersMin It would also have meant that ALL living creatures on earth (that were destroyed by the waters) all lived in the same zip code. 🙄