Asa

Cool guy. I promise.

[Asa @TheAsaBell]

And the answer is always “ Oh he dismantled the corrupt local government for a happy meal”

[Asa @TheAsaBell]

The thing that truly makes One Piece Goated is it answers the age old question “What would happen if we made Florida man the main character?”

[Asa @TheAsaBell]

This is supposed to be a post about the downfall of Everton and yet he repeatedly digs DCL for his fashion? The club is shit because of incompetence and short term thinking not because DCL rocks D&G.(Ironically, this specific pic he used proceeds DCL’s 2 most prolific seasons)

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

He's not the only one drawing attention to himself.

During the Premier League's inaugural winter break, Dominic Calvert-Lewin and Tom Davies head to New York fashion week.

Tom turns up looking like a cross between Willy Wonka and a Los Angeles porn director.

[Asa @TheAsaBell]

@charpatto Sadly, the systems that are in place don’t favour the victim at all. With a conviction rate of around 1% and average wait times of around 2-3 yrs to reach court means more than half of victims just give up. Not guilty ≠ innocent.

[Asa @TheAsaBell]

Pickford showing why he’s England #1. Everton’s defence is so disorganised today. Not often you can say that about a Dyche team.

[Asa @TheAsaBell]

With every announcement the Tories get closer and closer to another rivers of blood speech. But, remember that’s all a distraction from the literal rivers of sewage.

[Asa @TheAsaBell]

People try to justify cruelty by pointing out that humans are apparently evil creatures, but I know that’s not true because I am good. That’s enough.

[Asa @TheAsaBell]

The hunger games was right, I too would watch blood sport if it was hosted by Stanley Tucci

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers.

This hatred gradually developed from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence.

It took time. #GenocidePreventionDay

[Asa @TheAsaBell]

If we’re talking about impartiality, the government have just spent months attacking nurses, so it only seems fair they’re getting put in their place by a striker.

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

the BBC:

[Asa @TheAsaBell]

This feels like one of those scam emails that purposely puts in spelling mistakes to filter out anyone with common sense.

[Rt Hon Nadine Dorries @NadineDorries]

.@GaryLineker does need to decide though, is he a footie presenter or a candidate for the Labour Party?

We discuss on my show tonight on @TalkTV 8pm !

[Asa @TheAsaBell]

People who were surprised by Lisandro Martinez having that dawg in him just don’t understand the rage being good looking but under 6ft instils in you

[Amal El-Mohtar @tithenai]

actually cannot breathe from how wholesome this is, not a single bad thing happens in it & I was real scared for a minute there

[woods @wuooods]

Elden Ring is the great unifier on the TL every time new Fromsoft news comes out it's like everyone throws down their weapons and starts hugging like it's Christmas 1914

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Seeing a lot of analysis on the timeline of the appeal Harry Potter had to millennials and it’s actually very simple; it was a children’s book when we were children

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Mark Collett- the Nazi who organised the riot at Merseyside last night, demanded sex from a 14 and 15 year old girls at a BNP Conference and his mate covered it up.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Lee Anderson MP has just been made Deputy Chair of the Conservative Party.

He boycotted the England team because they took the knee and said people in poverty "cannot budget" and should cook 30p meals.

That sound you can hear?

It's the Conservatives scraping the barrel.

[🇬🇭 Ghana Football Association @ghanafaofficial]

Update: We've received some positive news that Christian Atsu has been successfully rescued from the rubble of the collapsed building and is receiving treatment.

Let’s continue to pray for Christian🙏🏽