Brady Blue Jeans

Just trying to get some Diet Pepsi and some Dinosaur Oatmeal

[Brady Blue Jeans @TheAverageBrady]

FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF ONE GRANOLA BAR A DAY I WILL LIVE AT YOUR HOUSE AND EAT THE ENDS OFF YOUR LOAVES OF BREAD

[Brady Blue Jeans @TheAverageBrady]

@KazumaNekko @juiceshield Juiceshield is actually well known as the stealthiest gamer to pick up a controller.

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Teaching a grey alien how to drive stick in a 1994 Mazda Miata. "I love how she corners," he remarks, "Not that dissimilar from flying an orb." I say, "You're right. You're absolutely right."

[Warpingfist @Warpingfist64]

“SUPERMAN who’s driven by compassion and an inherent belief in the goodness of humankind.”

[Jakey @KeyJay115]

HE WAS DRIPPED OUT WEARING FITS LIKE THIS !!!

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

THE WIND OUTSIDE WAS SO BAD

STONE COLD COULDN’T DRINK HIS BEER 😂

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Shug Knight @Shugrug]

@JuiceSimpsons Hating on Fiona or Fritz is an instant beaten to death with hammers offense.

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

Young Professor X (via telepathy): Elvis! Can you hear me? My name is Charlie Xavier! I’m 8 years old and I’m your biggest fan!

Elvis: whut thu

[Ja’MarrChase @Real10jayy__]

7/11

[Kaiju (Ardan's Ye Shunguang's husband) @kaijugamer2000]

i love it When Godzilla does this it's so cool

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S IDEOLOGY ISN’T ROOTED IN COMPASSION

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Rads @_radsy]

from the same article: “The review did not focus on lower-income countries, or children, young people and those with existing problems, the groups most likely affected, experts say, and risks hiding important effects among disadvantaged groups.”

maybe don’t publish this then?

[Zach Blandford @zachblandford]

Our nation’s finest city - Cincinnati, Ohio.

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

Found a Tim Robinson sketch that I haven’t seen anywhere else and it’s funny as fuck

[Andrew Durso @andrew_durso]

NBA HALL OF FAMERS Sound Off On JOHN LITHGOW

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

i wish I could live a simple life like him. pizza in hand, pigskin tucked, fit crazy… what more could you ask for

[aarøn. @ayroned]

“we just got 6 and we’re getting ball back to start the half”

this dude is all hits no misses