Brian

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[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

A kind stranger has helped me get onto the old Blüski

Find me there!

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

Achieving nothing would have been better than what actually occurred. A bunch of unnecessary violence and terror just to actively worsen quality of life and our international standing even more

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

So, America lost this war, right

They achieved literally nothing, not even ending Iran's nuclear ambitions, or regime change, or putting a major dent in their military

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

Fire Nico Harrison all over again man

[JokerMakeupJacobite 🇮🇪👹🐋🐢🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ClwnPrncCharlie]

“Hey no fair this was supposed to happen to artists not us”

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

Genuinely the only occasion I would ever regret having my phone on Do Not Disturb overnight

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

If he dies, and you're sleeping, do you want us to wake you?

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

Cokeheads feasting tonight

[NFL @NFL]

Panthers, WR Jalen Coker agree to three-year extension worth up to $41M. (via @RapSheet)

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

De’Aaron Fox having a ROUGH quarter/half. Just so many head-scratchers

[Zito @_Zeets]

Again, he gets graded on a curve. Dude is losing his shit because a reporter pushes back a bit on his lies, and he loses his temper, insults her, and walks out of the interview. And yet, he keeps being presented as a sane and normal person.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

Not nearly as bad as some reviews I’ve seen, but also not nearly as good as it should be, considering how the series started

Very safe but clears the bar of being obviously better than the worst SW movies, with some pretty fun action sequences

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

‘The Mandalorian & Grogu’ opens to $163M globally in its first 4 days 💰

Production budget was $165M

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

Coke Zero is great and a near-perfect replacement for when you want 99% of the taste of regular Coke with no calories/sugar

Diet Coke is great when you want no calories/sugar and want to taste Diet Coke

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

As Coke Zero gets bigger, and threatens to dethrone Diet Coke as the most important diet soda property in the Coca-Cola extended universe, the feud between Diet Coke fans and Coke Zero drinkers is getting pretty fizzy. https://t.co/a5r63q8WKS

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

Yaaaayuuuuh!!!!!

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

Boots Riley’s name-searching and vigilant tweeting got us out to see I Love Boosters today. I hope he sees this and knows we enjoyed the hell out of it, its message and its gratuitous colorfulness.

That was a damn MOVIE.

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

Probably my worst tweet. No one outside of trade folks cares about this, nor should they

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

*pushes oversized glasses up*

Actually this Gatorade is EAR99 and not ITAR-controlled, implying it can’t be sold outside the US for gray market or food-related regulatory reasons

[Drew @fivegeedubya]

Anon, do you manage your hunger with horse nicotine, ITAR gatorade, and primate chow?

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

Maybe a few nitpicks here and there, but The Boys finale was pretty good, I thought?

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

Hard reset across the board, praise 🙌🏼

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Jason Kidd is out as coach of the Dallas Mavericks. New Mavericks president Masai Ujiri is making a coaching change.

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

Sheep Detectives had no business making me earnestly feel so many things on a random Sunday afternoon

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

The speed before the go-ahead goal

The excellent group celebration

The polishing off a Modelo thrown at him by the home crowd

Sam Sarver forever, y’all

[FC Dallas @FCDallas]

The boats are ablaze ⛵️🔥

Sam Sarver the man that you are

[Brian @TheAverageBrian]

Sam Sarver, I would go to war for you my man